mr mince

I've little to no confidence that it's possible. Lurching from one spectacular act of stupidity to another used to be our thing and being asked what the hell we were thinking by workmates was the norm, I thought we were past that but here we are and there's no explaining this.

And the reputation as the team that signed a rapist is likely to be around long after any of us are dead and buried too. It doesn't matter what happens now the conversation will always be something along the lines of "Raith supporter? Mind that time you gave a rapist a 2 ½ year contract and ruined every shred of respect you had in the community?" I've no club to follow now. I'm no having that conversation every time I talk football, I just won't bother with it at all.

No half, I'll be able to watch us make an arse of things now, I was taking comfort in the fact I've been too busy to watch most of our collapse this season.

To be fair upsetting the midfield isn't too much of a problem, they've been mince too. He was part of a solid defence for a fair amount of time last season despite a less than impressive start to the season. Surely counts for something considering the mess the first choices are making.

Story of his season so far.

Cuthbert and Lennox twice each too. We're literally a bizarre gardening accident away from being Spinal Tap.

NON!

It's been more than long enough for now. The comedown from the McKinnon season was hard enough without this pish following it.

Had the same weird feeling. Also glad I could quote somebody else instead of him to say that. Forfar game was the first one in ages where I didn't lose interest before my 6yr old.

Probably not as daft as somebody who had to pose as their teenage son to climb out the hole they'd dug.

Agree with the pitch, after a while you could almost forget it wasn't grass. A pleasant if unnecessary addition to Stark's.

I especially like the squad listed I presume reality will catch up soon enough. Edit, I presume I've found an old app I never knew existed.

Most organised display we're likely to see on that pitch this year

I'd take that over anything we've had recently, there's a serious chance East Fife could beat us this year. We expect a fight from you lot but a beating from them will be hard to take. Christ, is this what we've come to? Amusement for Dumbarton fans

He should be, everybody else was asking the same thing last season. For some reason nobody has done anything about it.