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Duthie confirmed. He's ok. Unspectacular but probably a League 1 standard player. Still needing some marquee signings. Sent from my SM-G930F using Pie and Bovril mobile app

I feel sorry for any Stenny fan who has read that tweet and got their hopes up about it being Paton. Sent from my SM-G930F using Pie and Bovril mobile app

The 'not paying as much as Cowdenbeath' appears to be be based on the fact that a couple of the players we released gave gone there. While our budget will be one of the smallest, if not the smallest in League 1 the signings of some reasonable players (Reid, Morgyn) that you'd assume would have attracted interest from other League 1 clubs suggests it's not some sort of Shire £10 a week fiasco. Also, say a player like Jimmy Scott had been offered a deal, it would be at the lower end of our budget as he would be a back up. Cowden might see him as a first choice player and so he'd be towards the top end of theirs. So it is very feasible they would offer a player more than we're willing to. Sent from my SM-G930F using Pie and Bovril mobile app

I've never been to Nando's and the main reasin isn't because it's popularised by wankers. It's because chicken is a boring meat, no matter how many spices/flavourings you add. Sent from my SM-G930F using Pie and Bovril mobile app

Yes

It would attract 300 max. Ochilview is open all day. I doubt you'll have any problem watching it for free if you want to

At least you're not bitter or anything

This is going to be a League 2 squad in League 1. Unless 5 or 6 genuinely decent League 1 standard players are added this is going to be a very long season.

I remember looking at the financial figures given out at the AGM a few years ago (probably 4 or 5) and gate receipts were only 13% of turnover. I guess turnover has reduced quite a bit in the time though. What I'm getting at is unless your crowds are significantly higher than the rest, say Raith Rovers with 1400ish(?) crowds probably don't make as big a difference to a budget as you might expect. We're clearly still paying the penalty for financial shambles of a couple of years back. If/when that is fully rectified i'd presume we'd be back to a sort of mid table League 1 budget (Corrigan/Irons era) should we be in that league at the time.

I was expecting some sort of impending administration bombshell. None of what you'd mentioned seems wholy out of the ordinary for a part time club.

Cook was excellent with us two years ago in League 1 and that season certainly was one of the best wingers in the league. His form since joining on loan from Alloa wasn't the best though. I'd say overall he's a reasonable League 1 winger. It's far too early to say how we'll do but unless the majority of our remaining signings are Boothesque average players plucked from the Lowland League then the squad we'll have will be capable of surviving with some good management. I'm not suggesting this season is a 'free hit' but given we really weren't expecting promotion from the point it was clear Peterhead/Montrose were pulling ahead, my expectations are fairly limited.

I'm always cautious when I've never heard of a player we're signing, especially when they come from East Kilbride/Lowland League. From what the website says we've done our research properly but a 2 year deal seems a but strange. I reckon we'll need much better than this to stay up.

Get that Brechin girl off my bloody timeline!

Glad Donaldson has signed. As much as Meechan is an excellent leader, I actually think Donaldson is the better fullback

You're first mistake was expecting people in Edinburgh not to unreasonable arseholes

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Both. Nothing will happen tonight but I sincerely hope this lasts a few dates or however long it takes to get his hole. My friend is really fairly attractive so s fine way to break his duck if he does.

He has opened up about the fact that once he was early 20's he stopped worrying about it and didn't just want to have a one night stand. He's been on a few dates over the years but nothing beyond a few dates with any one person. Being a classy girl she pressed him on whether he's ever had a bj or hand job. He has.

He's a apparently attractive, the conversation is going well he's really nice. Sounds like he'll be getting his hole soon enough!

I'm definitely not a virgin. I shagged a girl but you'll not know he cause she lives up my gran's bit.

I'm in a group chat with her and 2 other female friends and she's updating them with gossip every time he's at the bar or toilet etc. I'm getting updates by default. I went from 'can you not discuss date pish in here' to willing this guy on with every fibre of my being

My friend is currently on a first date with a 32 year old guy and he has just told her he's a virgin.

I've just heard a cover of Bob Marley's 'Buffalo Soldier' by Vanilla Ice. Possibly the worst cover of all time.

Brewdog beer tastes like cooking lager that's had some heather or flowers mashed into it. Not the main reason to dislike them though. Their pubs are populated by bearded, hipster wanks with sleeve tattoos and Glasgow University accents. They've also just forced a local pub to change their name (Lone Wolf) because it's the name of their new spirits range.

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