Barry Ferguson's Hat
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A mate of mine inexplicably stuck his hand into a lawnmower while working for a landscaping company, eviscerated the top of his middle finger and, under New Zealand employment law, got 8 weeks off on 75% of his salary. This 8 weeks then merged seemlessly into the two weeks off over the Christmas period.
Had it happened a few years earlier he was would have most likely been entitled to a payout worth thousands of dollars as well.
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And so the victim becomes the bully. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Dundee United are too big to go down.
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I've experienced a shite in the urinal twice in my life, both times being at school. The first was during the last week of school when I was in P.5 and the second during the last week of school before exam leave when I was in S.4. What I've deduced from this is that it was the same student, a couple of years above me, leaving a parting gift before moving on to the next stage of their life.
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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
This is the second time since yesterday that you've pulled the old 'quote someone and change the words' trick with one of my posts, with both essentially saying the same thing.
Your banter is excruciating.
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16 hours ago, AMMjag said:
And their second unveiling photo?
I'm starting to think the away shirt either has a big hole where the sponsor should be or that it says something embarrassing like 'Elgin is a poo'.
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Dotting campaigns are great. A timely reminder that no matter how much you think you may have fucked your life, there are two sad sacks that have quite obviously fucked theirs an awful lot worse.
Another favourite is when someone has such a heads gone that people start seriously suggesting that they step away from the keyboard and take a time-out from P&B.
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Wouldn't surprise me if it was was Csaba doing your videos as well.
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Aberdeen losing their best player (and club legend) Adam Rooney to a team newly promoted to the English 5th tier is pretty tin pot.
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32 minutes ago, Gordopolis said:
What was his caps/goals ratio?
I think he had two goals in about 400 minutes of football spanning over 150 caps.
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In one of my FM saves as Scotland I started playing this guy because his 16th birthday fell on the date of one of our games. Kept on playing him just so I could run up an obscene number of caps. He turned out to be utter shite, but I persisted and brought him on for the last couple of minutes in every game.
I eventually managed to win the World Cup, with my longterm project coming off the bench to, quite incredibly, rack up a performance rating of 4 in the ninety seconds or so that he was on the park, but we won the a World Cup nevertheless.
Just goes to show that capping any old duffer as many times as possible CAN work, we just need to have the balls to see it through.
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11 hours ago, Northsea80 said:
Through a year long absence because of injury.
Not some massive loss of form.1 win in a year is shocking form.
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What do you mean? England is always the host nation. They gave us football.
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Murray now ranked British no. 23. How the mighty have fallen.
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Yeah, looks like one of those belts that middle-aged women wear over their clothes to stop their fat from wobbling.
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I'm actually going to be pretty raging if this is the one we finally qualify for.
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How ironic that a guy with a career so negative is going to the land of the big plus.
Finland would be far more appropriate.
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Becoming good would prove to be nothing more than the most laughable waste of time as we inevitably slump back to being hopelessly shite again.
We. Are. Finished.
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It's not gonna be pretty sight when Slippery learns that the whole football team rescue thing that's happening over there is actually the result of a paedo dressed as a cave.
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He's finished.
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Gerry Cinnamon is genuinely perplexing. He's pretty much the musical equivalent of Hogmanay - shite but people use it as an excuse to go absolutely tonto.
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Limmy is the best.
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With the uncertainty over what Brexit will mean for the local fishing industry casting an ominous shadow over the Peterhead players this season, I would that expect Clyde will come out on top.
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