Melanius Mullarkey

I see you are keeping the fact that those fucking Welsh b*****ds TNS scored quiet.

^^^ Assistant To The Manager, Mountain Warehouse Govan Branch.

Of course they do. They’re shitting it. Unlucky.

Of course the EPL will go abroad for games. The thought of Wolverhampton Wanderers v Burnley at a one third full US stadium is mouthwatering.

Elgin isnt even on the coast, lol.

Dont think they need tarred tbh

Something we are all grateful for.

Where the f**k have you been for the past 2 months?

Wid to all.

He wasn’t really sure what was going on.

One word. Disfuckinggusting

Other than keeping the end bits from shooting off up into the air.

His head looks like it is literally made of lard.

He’s became an anti? Congratulations and glad to hear the transition was successful, Harry

As the old saying goes " you cant polish a turd".

I got more annoyed at the reporter shouting "How did the bridge collapse?" at the Italian president. They're still trying to rescue people- how is he going to be able to give any sort of explanation? THey really should wheel wisbit out for these situations. "It fell down, just because it was a bridge"

Free prawn crackers IMO

Dead sheep found in Dundee bin bag. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/very-strange-if-not-a-little-creepy-decomposing-animal-found-in-bin-liner-on-dundee-path-was-a-sheep/

It was probably Gaz from P&B. Hope you have him a big old gay wave.

"Whore Murderer"

Lorry drivers who have their "number plate nicknames" in their cabs.

Skin colour tho m8.