Melanius Mullarkey

Sounds more feasible than Project Brave tbh.

Because “them” m8.

Current location: Greenock (west coast)

Probably his first meal in 3 years tbf.

Shame that fatty tights is having to stoop this low. Very decent player on his day.

Why?

The most worrying/embarrassing thing about a public fart is surely the volume rather than the smell as it’s quite easy to blame the smell on someone else? I assume fart filters would only filter out the smell unless they let out a quick burst of God Save the Queen when you let a trouser trumpet loose.

Nescafé Azera

Fairly tame tbh I’m sure Fat Sams have a lot worse in their archive. Remember this is the nightclub where a wifie shoved a beer bottle up her chuff in the bogs.

Awful lot of Celtic and Rangers* fans sitting in on these apparent bids.

ACAB. Fact.

John eh? Dundee connections eh? Weird lifestyle and a bit unhinged eh?

Excellent news. Was just about to PM you for an update.

Inverness, there. https://stv.tv/news/north/1428036-gang-tried-to-burn-trapped-elderly-couple-alive-in-car/

Willie Miller

Pink Ticklestick IMO. Willo was renowned for it when he was at Aberdeen.

Seems your colleagues havent been ignoring her then... Or maybe Mrs Mullarkey? Just did a quick reccy on LinkedIn and its a wid not from me. (Sarah Brown, no Mrs Mullarkey, she's a stunnah)

Sarah Brown (not that one). For the past 3 years she's been emailing me about the Big Phosphorous Conference and Ive dingied her each time. Now she's on at me about the Odour Control Technologies conference in Leeds. Cheeky c**t.

"f**k Celtic." That should be the only statement coming out of Pittodrie.

Ok. Let me know how they go later on. Thanks.

Sounds a bit dry imo

Each to their own but I wouldn’t be putting him on my piece if it’s all the same.

Herr Dänger is even kleiner than Kindernardo I see.