Melanius Mullarkey

‘Amazing Lego exhibit arrives in Dundee with models of Tannadice and Dens on display’ they said.

Think it was living through the Victorian era that did that to him.

Strumpet

Spiky haired twisted fire starter and esrtwhile tunnel dweller Keith Flint’s mum was called Gladys Keith. And his dad was called Flint Fochabers. Neither of them are aware of the Keith triumvirate mentioned above.

Be funny if Nike turned round and told her to “put her knickers on and make them a cup of tea”.

I think the one on the left is Jackius Macnamarus.

She literally hasn’t got an arse.

Good luck m9. I’m sure he’s a wee battler.

The town of Keith is not one town but three small villages which amalgamated in 1753. Keith to the East, Fife Keith to the West and Normantebbet to the south.

Apart from when the inevitable chest pains kick in 10 years down the line.

I met him once circa 1997 and tromboned him. You don’t hear that in the news though.

f**k off

Had a can last night but had to put a bit of lime cordial in it to get some flavour.

That’s one hell of an output from Judy’s fanny tbf.

Tam Cowan’s musical taste is fucking bowfin.

Here’s some butterflies to cheer y’awl up.

Not really. My previous VW Gowf had similar looking damage but because the 2 airbags had gone off, they wrote the c**t off. Its more of a cost thing than how much structural damage is done.

What do you think this is? Name that tune?

What a thread .

Chicken noodle soup, one tin thereof. A hard roll with ham. And a plum.

Do folk still actually use the BBC website to look for fixtures and check results? There’s a million different websites/apps out there ffs.

"Comms" teams. In'comm'petent teams more fucking like. 3 weeks back: Here's the template to use if you want to create something for your event. Today: Why are you using that template? It was superceded last week. Thanks for the "communication" you incompetent cretinous c***s.

Yet again, the "assistant" referee (or should that be assistant to the referee" was about 10m away from it on that side of the pitch. Did he have any input other than "Aye, m8 , whitevver ra big man Craigy says, by ra way". Imagine this level of incompetency in any other line of work, say mine for example. Shocking.

I'd be happy to "console her" if need be.