Melanius Mullarkey

Ah, probably was them then.

Michty me!

Dont think my ancestors were rustlers. More rubbers or frottagers according to the family tree.

The fucking Dandies, min.

Sunday looks like some potential scenes.

PT Barnum came from Buckie.

What? Were you both in the buff or somesuch?

Whats the point in have a competition that parachutes failed teams from other competitions? Its just another way of continuing to reward failure for the sake of TV money. "Here you are football club, come and play int he Champions League. Oh sorry you've failed, here have a go at the Europa league instead. Oh sorry you've failed, here keep going until we can further rim the arseholes of Sky etc". Utter shite.

More like it.

Looks like a very poor series of the Old Grey Whistle Test.

I almost cancelled a work trip to India because the wife shaved a massive stripe out the back of my bonce. I reckoned nobody would question it so I went anyway.

One face would do the three of these c***s.

Micky Mellon. Joey Barton, Steve Evans have potential.

Thats the wrong one m8. Hes the other one.

Especially after having to listen to and hour of Shandon Par going on about whether he should get the silver or the gold sparkly loafers.

Turning in on themselves. Might need to call in Jessica Fletcher before too long.

FTFY

What about the sides? I think they should be given names. How about the North Stand becomes the Rangers* Colts Stand and the South Stand the Celtic Colts Stand?

I genuinely hope Burnley get relegated this season. Theyre my new Stoke City. Which were my new Wigan Athletic.

And you think toothache is bad?

You still on Tramadol for the toothache?

Just use a Johnny bag ffs.