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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    After the fiasco of the mobile aerobics classes passing by my work window yesterday, there's now some Irish deedly music started up. Have people got no pubs to go to on Friday afternoon?
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Same old Alloa, always cheating.
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Brexit
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Breaking them in right now. Not sure the office along the corridor fully appreciate the effort though.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Can only echo the gro bag comments. Was a god send for keeping our one in place. Thinking of getting an electric one for myself tbh
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Irish plumber sounds like some kind of euph tbh.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Pride this weekend, m8. See you there.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Phew!
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    I said fire not fridge full of cheese.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Grimbo's furniture probably. Fair enough!
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Has anyone ever come out of a fire looking better than they went in?
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    She'll find a way, trust me.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    How come? Good news surely?
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    What about Gina (s) G (spot) and Ooh Ahh Just a Little Bit?
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    That’s Dr Bellend to you, sunshine.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is this a round about way of saying Demented Zebra looks like he has the aids?
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    So to sum up the above, no.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    @Hedgecutter's thumbnail of the green chinese wifey in his signature now reminds me of Paula Fisch.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Serious question. Is there something wrong with Mark McGhee? Mentally, I mean.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    This is taking place (outside as I type, another batch is passing) at my work. My front garden is much smarted than that. And my wife's arse isnt as fat as the pink legginged wonder.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    @Hedgecutter's thumbnail of Paulo Fisch in his signature keeps reminding me of this painting which adorned pretty much every living room in Scotland in the 1970s.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Frothing. Positively frothing.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Mobile aerobic update. Another batch have appeared with a much better looking instructor. Same socks though @Shandon Par . I would shout at them but they’ve got headphones on. Footloose this time.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ive just witnessed what can only be described as a mobile aerobics class. A bunch of old folk walking up the street, wearing headphones and singing about “shaking their tail feathers”. Fucking disgusting.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Recommend me a slow cooker to buy. Its just me, the missus and the bairn.
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