Melanius Mullarkey

Where Upon Tyne exactly?

Ahem allegedly. You’ll no find me poisoning ma boady wi that shite.

Half of the taxpayers money was clearly spent on shrooms. Funnily enough, one of the main ‘shroom growing areas used to be round the back of Borough Briggs. According to some friends of mine.

Ok can any Elgin types please explain that second picture ?!? Dandelion. People complain that it’s taxpayers money spent on shite art, however it’s actually a wider exhitentialist allegory on Brexit and the challenges faced by the UK economy in light of the tiger and chapati economies of China and India. Probably.

They should just move to Hampden. And all Aberdeen fans move to Glasgow. iMHo

To be fair, Burnley are gash and I would imagine an on form Hearts would easily beat them.

None of them look like utter filth, however. Which is the first attribute I always look for in a lady.

Wid.

Update on the chef Twat above. Here he is again. Imagine finding one of those hairs in your Millefeuille.

That really is something.

Quality not great.

Sair yin.

Bounced in off Rodger’s fiveheid.

How did “the best left back in the world” ( (c) Paul Scholes, 2018) get on today?

Ha ha Lolssiemouth.

This c**t. I don’t even know his name.

A person who doesn’t smother his father with a pillow. Hard to believe but they do still exist.

Nice funnelling of the North Sea wind across the pitch, there.

I’ll wager James Bond never had any problems with this kind of pussy at the casino.

Contractually, no.

It’s murdered prozzies. Its always murdered prozzies.

Holy moly.

That’s one expensive hardon, as the actress said to David Goodwillie.

Just found out that Katherine Ryan used to work in Hooters.