Melanius Mullarkey

Those golf “wags” need a few fish suppers and a good iron imo.

Arseholes Anonymous?

Sounds like an interesting game of Cluedo.

After knocking back Dunfermline and Bali, Willo Flood starts his new post as head demon at Hogwarts Wanderers FC.

Clyde fan was she?

At least the neighbours are quiet.

Chimpanzee themed?

I see those crazy Japs have an asteroid mission on the go. http://www.hayabusa2.jaxa.jp/en/ Here it is from 6km. and they've now landed something on it. Pretty good aim IMO. The thing was only about 1km diameter.

Is he inside it?

William Hills are trying to appeal to a slightly more upmarket punter these days.

John Cooper Clarke last night, ably supported again by Mike Garry. Some show.

Celtic fans welcome Shay Logan back to Parkhead for the first time this season.

The Clyde FC AGM gets underway at Broadwood.

340 pound worth

Depends. Hearts may get the Motherwell end and Ayr the St Johnstone end.

Apologies for 7-2 for posting another picture of Celtic, there.

Growing up in the leafy town of Elgin I wasn't really exposed to a big drinking culture among adults. My folks liked a good swally now and again but not every weekend. Going to Uni was a bit of an eye opener but nothing I didnt join in with (although one pal is probably an alky without realising it now). However, on meeting the missus many years back and visiting her family and wider acquaintances around the Loch Lomond area I was blown away. Literally everyone seemed to either a) have a drink problem, b) were dealing with a drink problem or c) knew someone who had a drink problem.

Thanks, make mine a Brambletini.

Porteous was a semi decent player at Aberdeen however he was there at the height of the Dons successful years and never really got a look in. Remember him scoring against Der *** once and of course crossing a free kick for Sir William of Miller to score against the other bum cheek and secure the title in 1985.