Melanius Mullarkey

Two 5-0 pumpings of Killie and Hibs, pumping Real Madrid in between, then pumping Rangers* the following week in the cup final all in the space of 17 days. Tasty.

Ha ha. Fannyfester Shitty.

Forget Andy. Before the Man Utd match started Paul Scholes proclaimed that Luke Shaw was currently the best left back in the world. Thats Luke Shaw. And that’s the World.

Justice for Juve. #freetheCR7

That French p***k on the BT goals programme is a right fanny.

Imagine getting in such a state and hating, presumably, the country of your birth so much because your sports club were not given favourable treatment and then frothing because one of the clubs rivals felt that it would be unfair as well.

Criminal decision. Hopefully the SFA overturn it.

We’re any special measures taken in 1967, 1972, 1983?

Pat Bonner is a fucking egg head.

Tears tae a glass ee.

Chaos here in Dundee. The microwave has broken down.

Dont think Jason de Vos actually exists tbh

Excellent, stick some in an envelope and post them to Melanius Mullarkey. They'll either reach me or the footballer with the same name (im following him on Twitter so I will await his tweet). Sky? Any excuse to post this.

I hate (HATE) Kim-Joys stupid face.

It’s taken my 3 days to be calm enough to write this but Sainsbury’s in Dundee no longer stock oyster mushrooms. They only do packs of “exotic” mushrooms which are a mixture of oyster, shiitake and maitake. Whilst my chicken reisling and buttered noodles turned out just grand, I’m sure if Nigella has seen it I’m sure she would have called the police (or preferably smothered me with her ample baps). Very much reminded me of how the jumpers of 9/11 must have felt.

Don’t worry, they’ll write to you to tell you when your due up.

These are the problems you encounter when McDonalds goes 24hrs.

The fucking nick of this c**t. No wonder he got shouted at. Eta the longest he’s been in a job has been 2 years. Another failed startup twatmonger.

Simply the best. Where have I heard that before?

Ah, probably was them then.

Michty me!