Melanius Mullarkey

Homeys. Hipster baffies.

Unlikely, seeing as I wear baffies.

Ah, close. It’s an iPad charger. Unlucks.

Here was mine you ungrateful scum bags.

My old dad (RIP) pretty much domesticated this herring gull. It came down every morning, tapped on the living room window until it got a digestive biscuit. Would eat out of your hand no bother. Just before my dad popped his clogs, he reckoned the bird had been coming to the house for about 15 years (it was the same bird, markings etc).

No. But his team are.

Anybody want to see Arbroath off it’s tits 26 years ago? Press play.

This. Is that it done or is it still on its way? Has the fleg been blow off?

When does the Sevco SFA counter statement come out?

One often comes across amusing stories from the court reports in the newspapers and whilst some of these often end up in the Have I Got Local News For You thread, they're not really best suited for that thread. Thus, i have created a repository for all amusing court reports here. I'll start us off with this one from, none other than the Bilbao of the East Coast, Dundee. Local man remanded after repeatedly telling sheriff his name was Casper the Ghost https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-remanded-after-repeatedly-telling-sheriff-his-name-was-casper-the-ghost-in-court/

By pussy, you dont mean cat, right?

He once called a catholic a dirty ****** b*****d. Oh how we laughed.

A 9 year old refusing to rise for the anthem? Sounds legit.

Can’t wait for the first performance of Don Giovanni Di Stefano.

Do it.

I don’t thank RandomGuy has ever had a wife, let alone murder one tbf.

Geddaloif.

Have you read the rest of his posts?

Wish somebody would Ctrl-Alt-Delete this thread.

This. Absolutely love a wee sausage dog.

Stayt, Bushell, Hollins, Edwards, Walker. Every one a c**t.