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Melanius Mullarkey

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    Stayt, Bushell, Hollins, Edwards, Walker. Every one a c**t.
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    You stink.
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    DId Tam Cowan actually use the phrase "Admittedly, I’ve not seen a lot of women’s football - just a few little snatches". Creepy fucking bastart.
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    Ah, Mrs Voldemort, its been a while.
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    Dundee, a city on the cusp of a cultural revolution, the new Bilbao, the Guggenheim Effect, all hail the City of Discovery.
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    When will Kate and Gerry just own up FFS.
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    Press 1 to speak English? Where is my button?
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    I thought the smell of petrol coming off her might have made you suspect something was up.
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    Fancies the picture IMO.
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    I do love a Turkish Delight. Plus the wifie from the old advert was a wid,
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    He'll be well chuffed.
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    Another plane crash dream last night. Happened outside my old house in Elgin. Landed on top of the wee play park but rather than exploding, it turned into a bus and drove off.
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    I’ll wait for Shandon to do it. I can’t be arsed.
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    I’d quite like to taste Ruby’s hot cross buns.
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    What more do folk want at a game? A pie and hot/cold drink. This is fitba, not fucking baseball. I despair. ETA. Stephens is well over rated as well btw.
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    I'd happily swap. Im bored. I'll likely be down your way on 6 October so can sort out a drop off/pick up point nearer the time.
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    Apparently the speed of our internet is, and I quote the wife, "a fucking disgrace".
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    Maybe they could throw Kris Commons at Hampden Park. Would save some of the demolition costs when the fat useless p***k hits the west stand.
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    Arrow in Fedex etc etc.
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    There was an away day a couple of weeks back which luckily I missed. Im sure they were all sitting there merrily singing this, the bunch of fucking tossers.
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    My work's core values are People, Processes, Technology, Services, Information. I can tell you right now, most folk are c***s, it takes weeks to get anything done, nothing fucking works and nobody knows how to communicate. Core values my arse.
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