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  1. 1 hour ago, Sheep62 said:

    Shamelessly stolen from somewhere else

    To the tune of Abba's "Fernando"

     

    There was something in the air that night

    The **** had died, Hernandez
    We sent them down there for you and me
    Liquidity, Hernandez
    Though we never thought that we could lose
    There's no regret
    If we had to do the same again
    We would, my friend, Hernandez
    If we had to do the same again
    We would, my friend, Hernandez

    Delete that bro.

     

  2. Trump is going to get acquitted.

    The whole thing was a joke. Pelosi didn’t want to impeach Trump. She said so in October but she was forced to by pressure of internet influencers to push ahead with it.

    All she has done is make her party look weak and reinforce Trump’s base by making him look like a victim. The influencers who didn’t really under what impeachment was have moved onto something else.

     

  3. Regional accents are a form of class warfare in the UK. Speak in a Scottish accent in places in England and they'll immediately think you're a thick Jock bumpkin looking for a hand out at the job centre. 
     

    The tiering is as follows-

    Tier 1 is English public school
    Tier 2 is southeast England / Greater London
    Tier 3 is east anglia
    Tier 4 is south west England
    Tier 5 is east midlands
    Tier 6 is generic English accent.

    Tier 1000 is Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

     

  4. 4 hours ago, tree house tam said:

    The fanzone thing absolutely should be done, it's a sure fire money maker in the warmer months. I'd also open before Christmas with a few stalls selling gifts etc, not a Christmas market and f**k your mulled wine but aye we've all been open to that since the European games. I'm definitely against Americanised day outs though, f**k that yank pish.

    Just bend over a bit more and let the old firm take over 95% of your stadium and you don't need to bother with other income.

    Hanging onto the coattails of the old firm has never been applied more accurately to clubs like St Johnstone.

  5. 30 minutes ago, bennett said:

     

     

    Rangers have made an approach for Hibs striker Florian Kamberi, as they look for cover for the injured superstar Jermain Defoe.

    Defoe pulled up injured in last night's win over Ross County, forcing the Ibrox club to look to the transfer market.

    Using the word superstar to describe Jermaine Defoe is a massive over exaggeration.

    What would they call an actual superstar like Kevin De Bruyne? A super dooper times a million star.

  6. 2 minutes ago, microdave said:
    4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:
    Could easily put this in the Heebie Jeebies thread, but my other half was telling me of a girl (Aberdonian) who forced a desk move from near the window to the middle of the office because she "finds the wind disconcerting" and doesn't like sunlight.
    :huh:

    We've got a woman who has been complaining about the aircon being too cold so yesterday she moved to the next desk (I know) to see if there was any improvement. She's (unsurprisingly) still moaning about it today but she moved to another desk with nobody within thirty feet of her. She's been wrapped up like she's in the arctic for weeks now. I'm finding it hilarious because she's a horrible immature middle aged woman.

    She's soon be complaining it's too hot whilst wearing a fleece.

     

  7. Britain hasn’t received permission from the Chinese to airlift our the Brits in Wuhan so the Government has asked for help from the EU. This is even after allowing the Chinese access to our 5G telecommunications network.

    Being British is worse than eating raw bat soup.

  8. 5 hours ago, The Moonster said:

    It's great that you've all got witty captions to post but can you do the rest of us a favour and stop quoting the fucking picture? There is no need (PTTGOYN thread for this shite, yes I know).

    Without the picture it's just people talking complete shite.

     

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