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  1. 1 hour ago, throbber said:

    I got to final stages for a graduate position with Scottish water 3 years ago. To get as far as interview stage I had to:

    1 a Fill out the application form which included submitting cv, covering letter and 500 words or less as to why. I would fit the role and why I wanted to work for the company.

    2 - Do a 45 minute long interview speaking to a webcam at home and feeling like a twat

    3 - Do various numeracy, literary competency tests and situational judgement tests that took maybe 2-3 hours

    I was then selected for the final stage of the process which took place at a Hilton at 9 am which involved:

    A one hour group exercise when you need to work together to establish the order in which you would empty items of a sinking yacht whilst HR wankers sat around us taking notes.

    A one hour long probing interview carried out by 1 HR and 1 person who you could potentially be working under.

    A data analysis test when you have an hour to review various tenders for a project and choose the one you think is best to submit to your boss.

    A ten minute presentation about what you would bring to the role.

    Another 25+ minute interview when they asked the most knobbish questions imaginable.

    Was 1430 by the time I got out of there without having any lunch and I received a generic email 2 weeks later saying thanks but no thanks.

    For the job I’m at currently I met my now at boss at the Burger King next to the Dakota in South Queensferry after work one day and got offered the job the next day.
     


    It sounds like Scottish Water has a more robust interview process that Burger King.

  2. 5 hours ago, Trackdaybob said:

    Please do not judge me by your standards. It's not big talk here. We discuss what we can and cannot afford. I got caught out a long time ago with an ex. I am not heading down that road again. 

    Whilst I appreciate there would be other factors at your end, I do not buckle to my other half's every whim like a lot of men seem to. But that's up to them, I'm sure they have their reasons as I have mine. 

    2 questions in that -

    How many women have you killed?

    Where are the bodies?

  3. On 07/01/2020 at 07:12, dirty dingus said:
     
    The Morrison government has rejected a post-Brexit trade agreement that included visa-free work and travel between Australia and the United Kingdom.
     
    Well that's my retirement thongs and budgie smugglers getting flung on the barbie once the rain has stopped.
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    Trade minister Simon Birmingham said full free movement would not be accepted because it could cause an exodus of highly trained workers to the UK


    I thought Australia stopped being a penal colony in the 1800s.

  4. 3 hours ago, Carnoustie Young Guvnor said:

    President Bonespur has had a wee glimpse at what war with Iran would look like and shat his pants.  American's top general said last year he would need a million troops to invade Iran.  America doesn't quite have a million people in their entired armed forces worldwide Army Navy Air Force everything.  They also modelled what an invasion of Iran would look like and reckon they would lose twenty thousand troops in the first 48 hours.

    Trump I think was played by the hawks into making a stupid and rash decision, and was handed a massive dose of reality causing him to back down immediately.  War with Iran would be a disaster on an almost unimaginable scale, would definitely immediately become a much wider regional conflict and incur costs and losses beyond most peoples's comprehension.  

    Utter nonsense.

     

  5. 8 hours ago, ICTChris said:

    Twitter are going to introduce the following changes
     

    Twitter is the garbage dump of humanity.

    Stopping Blue ticks getting ratio’d is more important than bots and trolls spouting total shite.

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