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1 hour ago, NJ2 said:
What a load of shite! Surely adults can be trusted to cross roads? If not then they deserve knocked down imoApparently not! Even when the road is completely deserted. Lesson learned
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Just now, MEADOWXI said:
You're not a cyclist in Scotland anymore - Red lights matter
It was the fact the Polish copper was hiding in a targeted sting. The p***k!
Nice place however
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Getting a ticket for jaywalking in Krakow. Who knew you had to wait at a red light
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3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:
The term "full-time mum". Get tae f**k. I've nothing against stay at home mums but that terminology annoys me. Does that mean parents who work are part-timers? They're no more of a mum being at home than working mums are. The role of a parent is always full-time.
Full time mum is a term used by Vicky Pollard esque simpletons with baggy fannies. These are facts
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Just now, Sweet Pete said:
That sounds like a lot to be having in one sitting and claiming to be not overly affected by it. However, I won't take issue with it, nor do I with Throbber's lifestyle, as it's one I can relate to so it'd be hypocritical to critiscise someone for it.
I would honestly say I have 4 bottles wine and 20 cans over an average week. Seems a lot written down!!
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Genuinely don' see an issue with 9 cans and a half bottle of wine. I regularly have a bottle of wine and 6-8 cans and function perfectly fine. Cant remember the last time I was properly drunk
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Jimmy Sandison, Kenny Black, Sean Sweeney, Jimmy Boyle, Alan Lawrence, John scab Martin, Gary McKay, Paul McGrillen
Paul Harvie, Andy Smith, Fraser Wishart0 -
Jimmy Sandison, Kenny Black, Sean Sweeney, Jimmy Boyle, Alan Lawrence, John scab Martin, Gary McKay, Paul McGrillen
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Where did @SlipperyP place? A guy that made up killing a parent and a dog. A guy that has clearly nonced about south east Asia with a face like a bag of smashed lobsters. A genuine fruit loop who is more than likely in his mum's spare room sponsored by clearasil.
To summarise, tramadol, gabapentin and heroin have wrecked this piece of shits brain. I wouldn't piss on you if your dog was on fire
w**k
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You should know that your Ma asked for no lube.
Grim booo
Hilarious mate, wish I could run away to Thailand like all the other depraved weirdos2 -
Slippery P making full use of the lax Thai pharmacies
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Grimbo came across like a 70s radio 1 dj
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Me: Drops old plate on kitchen floor.
Angry wife appears: What kind of plate did you break? Was it one of the new patterned ones?
Me: No, just an old basic pink one. And watch your bare feet, there are still shards on the floor.
Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate?
Me: No, an old pink one. And please watch you feet.
Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate. Why are you being such a grouchy fucker?
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I might as well talk to the kettle.
You have a fine collection of dictator avatars-1 -
Pregnant belly jelly mould
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Her: “So When are you moving in?”
Me: “I think it’s a bit soon to be discussing moving in together, don’t want to rush it either. I feel we should talk about it within the next 6 months.”
Her: “aw it’s Just I’ve been looking at bigger flats and joint bank accounts and I can learn to drive your car..”
Every. Fucking. Night.
Dump her via a post it note on the fridge. It's the only solution-1 -
My yodel guy left my parcel in the wheelie bin and put a card through the door. The bin was empty as my neighbour and I fill one up first then the other. My neighbour put the bins out that morning and assumed as it had stuff in it, it was to go out. If they'd been collected before my missus got home it would have been recycled.
Hermes guy left my expensive stereo system on the front path in full view. we live on a very busy street. It was still there at 7pm when I got home
Who's worse?
Both arseholes in that scenario!-1 -
paid 113k according to transfermarkt.com
Think you pressed the 1 key one to many times-1 -
I raise you Yodel.
Think it's all down to who the driver for your area is. My yodel guy is decent but Hermes and ukmail garbage-1 -
Rhythm has your two hips moving.
You're welcome.
Very clever your holiness. Genuinely never heard that before!1 -
Motherwell have appointed Eddie Wolecki Black as the new manager of the ladies team.
A good appointment. Great to see him back in football
Guy who had a stroke? Fair play if it is and good to see0 -
In this day and age how do places like that stay open? Seriously, who finds that shit acceptable??
Fosters was and always will be horrible. If you have a pub in Scotland you have to sell tennents. Then supplement with whatever premium/ipa whatever takes your fancy but the other (jakey) pub makes a packet and 90% drink tennents.
Maybe they are at ransom to brewery? I'm not entirely sure how it works
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Went into an establishment that only had fosters on tap. Cue me entering and exiting like grampa Simpson.gif to a better (jakey) pub
Fucking fosters ffs-1 -
Tony Gallagher? Seems to be not liked but tabloids link him with big teams. What's the deal with that
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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100źl or about 21gbp