glassnahalf

Agreed, the whole concept isn't exactly rocket science.

Cheaper to buy a new cooker.

Great pics of the delictable Liz for our enjoyment. The thought of many of them being taken by her son.

The general gist was the QC finalists met the two lower ranking SFL clubs (latterly Berwick and Meadowbank, previous to which were St Bernard's and Leith Athletic) in the City Cup with the finalists of that competition entering the Shield against Hearts and Hibs. The Shield is now an under-age competition.

... Yoker were in the Renfrewshire Cup in the 1880s...

and a last cheerio, you bore.

That's how I voted. "Subhuman scum"? , welcome to democracy. Get over it.

I know it's boring now. These guys never know when to stop. I'm moving on. Cheerio!

Never admitted to reeking, my friend. All your assumptions are rotten as ever.

Where did you read that? Maybe you pish from YOUR arse, if that was me I'd see a doctor pronto Mr Skidmarks.

Arses are smelly by default for everyone, you included my friend, but the rest of me now smells of roses.

nope

What planet are you on, of course it's true.

I wash in the morning, shower after work and wash before bedtime. Always have. Now YOU f*ck off Mcspreader.

The older you get, the smellier you get. Get rid of those unwanted hairs that can hold onto those smells! I use an electric razor after showering. 2 mins once a week and it's done.

What the f**k. Actually I almost did but quick thinking by my wife and those at the brilliant A&E saved me. That night changed my whole outlook on life. A bit harsh BTW

The Chi Chi joke from the Shield is a killer!

Still in the dark...!

In my 50s and now shave my pubes, more hygenic, ie less smelly! Also an health issue a few months back has re-calibrated my priorities. Beforehand I hummed and hawed about doing things and buying stuff. I now use things again I never imagined I would... moisturisers, trendier clothes, I now have more bathroom accessories than the missus!

NEW ADDRESS scottish-football-historical-archive.co.nf It seems Brian McColl is in the process of revamping the site so this one is not being updated for the time being. Any queries about missing pages can apparently be sent to his email address in the meantime.

Hi ho Silver! The great Jim Diamond.

Forgotten Gold... John Craven's Newsround.

And who could the crime fighting US soccer team! Please forget the crime fighting US soccer team.

The Persuaders theme HAS to be the best theme tune ever.

Onion slice, on a roll covered in tomato and jalapeno chutney. MMMMMM!