Aye. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for improving lives, but surely we "exist" to play football and - ideally - win the occasional game. Tell us just a wee bit more about that, maybe.
It's not quite in the spirit of the nomination, but after scoring a debut hat trick against Hibs after coming on as a second half substitute (and it was basically the exact same goal three times) there was really nowhere else for the diminutive David Ferrere to go after that but down.