Doctor Manhattan

Just imagine we now go on a winning run before the split, and Alexanderball our way to a European place. Fair play to our chums from the green side of Glasgow, but I don’t think I could face the humiliation of losing to a team from Gibraltar.

This from a fan of Dundee Utd, currently level on points with Motherwell in one of the tightest mid-table battles for ages. THAT'S how much everybody hates Rangers!

The occasional shot wouldn't hurt either.

For no reason whatsoever (although drinking most of the day may have something to with it) I am absolutely convinced we are getting three points at Ibrox tomorrow. Not convinced enough to actually bet good money on it, like, because I don't think I've ever been THAT drunk.

Collateral damage - you can't make omelettes...

Still can't believe we only got 3. If ever a game deserved a 7-0 spanking, it was this one.

Any excuse to re-post the classic "Pedro doesn't need to concern himself about the final" quote (03:16)

Barron looks like a cracking player. His brief cameo last week had me worried, and he was equally impressive today.

Hiya, pal!

The boy Barron looked pretty handy in his cameo against us at the weekend, how's he playing tonight? If the answer is "well", could one of our fine Perth friends please oblige us by getting him kicked ten feet in the air before the rematch on Saturday?

Clown puzzled at Rangers row

Much like the great day itself, I suspect that we're going to start running out of greenies soon.

It's like in "Criminal Minds" where they film the crowd in case the sociopathic serial killer has returned to the scene of the crime.

F**k, that takes me back!

Yesterday's performance wasn't a bad start, and barring a training injury or another GA tactical brain fart he should get another crack at the sheep (no smut intended) next week. On a semi-related note, has anyone suggested "GI Joe" rather than "American Joe" yet?

Didn't think the wee lad was even playing today.

You do know we're going out to an injury time goal off Tony Watt's arse?

As GazzyB posted on Steelmen, "4 minutes to go and Glass and his assistant are quietly huddled in the dugout from the rain while Alexander is out on the touchline screaming orders. Aberdeen are a shambles."

Dipping into other teams' threads from time to time, as one does, the same comments have dominated pretty much all of them all season long: "Eye bleeding stuff" ; "Would get football stopped"; "What the **** is that team/formation?"; "Can't do the basics" etc. The consolation for those currently outside the bottom two that "it could be worse" is a very small consolation indeed.

For both of today's results I was thinking more like...

I hope, like me, that you switched over in time to watch Championship Notts Forest utterly smash Brendan Rodgers' Leicester out of the FA Cup? It's not much, but it cheered me up slightly.

I don't feel quite so bad now about the 4-0 capitulation earlier, even though ours was at home. He lied...