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7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
I'm intrigued...
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1 hour ago, RossBFaeDundee said:
Uh oh, one of them is starting to become self-aware...
"Human decisions are removed from Kickback. Budgenet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 PM, Eastern time, 27th May. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
"Budgenet fights back."
"Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in the Seaside Leagues."
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4 minutes ago, Zing. said:
“This is not the time to be expelling one of the League’s biggest and best resourced Clubs from the Premiership.“
“In short, the Premiership needs Hearts more than the Championship does.”
Even Dominic fucking Cummings had more sense than to come out with that level of pish!
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Part of me was actually hoping that he’d come up with some Machiavellian twist of unpredicted brilliance, but no, he’s just a snivelling little c**t. What a disappointment.
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38 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
I didn't get where I am today by not posting 1970s referenced shite on the internet.
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2 hours ago, The Moonster said:
Both instances probably lasted no longer than 5-10 seconds and neither of them inconvenienced him in any way whatsoever. It's knicker wetting.
It's not mutually exclusive. Even if Pozbaird is the sort of over-reacting misanthropic auld bollocks that would make Victor Meldrew look jovial, it doesn't mean that the other pair aren't spectacularly stupid c***s too. My own philosophy, sadly based on considerable experience, is to expect every new person I meet to be an absolute c**t until proven otherwise.
That might just be a Motherwell thing, though.
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8 minutes ago, Dee Man said:
Wasn't it Koreans who put the dolls there in the first place?
Touché.
Not for the first time, I haven't really thought this through.
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Absolutely no sense of humour, the Koreans...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52740867
QuoteK-League: FC Seoul fined 100 million won for sex dolls in stands
A South Korean club has been fined 100 million won (£66,500) by the K-League for filling empty seats with 'sex dolls' at their recent home match.
FC Seoul put 30 "premium mannequins" in the stands, with fans unable to attend because of coronavirus restrictions.
The club said they did not know the dolls were adult products and apologised on Monday.
"The incident has greatly insulted and hurt female and family fans," a K-League statement said.
Some of the dolls were holding signs advertising x-rated websites, despite pornography being banned in South Korea.
The K-League added that the club had made "a serious mistake" by not removing the dolls before the match.
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53 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:
I am really annoyed that this post stood for an hour without anybody pedantically pointing out that the O Level is an English qualification and that it's Scottish cousin the O-Grade was phased out about 30 years ago.
Do I have to do everything here?
You should all be ashamed of yourselves
Says the man who put an apostrophe in the possessive "its".
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Not a bad effort overall, to be fair, but with one rather obvious exception...
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4 hours ago, Dunning1874 said:
It could be a wind up of course, but one guy on JKB earlier was berating other posters for using the word "relegated", insisting that they had instead been "prematurely ejaculated".
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4 hours ago, TonyFerrino said:
Oh do f**k off. Expel my arse.
You've spelled "expelliarmus" wrong, but that's probably for the best. We don't want J K Rowling suing us too.
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4 hours ago, CoF said:
Haha, you'll be gutted to hear every single player has a brand profile then. Allan Cambell has always got to be seen in the gym and isn't allowed to smile (true story).
Wonder who James Scott had to blow to land the plum horse gig?
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2 hours ago, djchapsticks said:
Yeah, you and Jeden's mewlings of the last 6 or so weeks have painted a picture of absolute zen.
If the most recent six pages constitute zen-like serenity, I'd really hate to see what "rattled" looks like.
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1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said:
Get a f****** grip.
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Is Tom English actually on drugs? What other explanation could there be for this drivel?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52631918
Quote'Highly improbable that the story ends here'
BBC Scotland chief sports writer Tom English
And so the spin begins. Twenty-seven votes against having an independent inquiry and 13 votes for; 64% of clubs against the investigation into the SPFL's corporate governance and 31% went in favour.
If you're Neil Doncaster and the SPFL board you're saying that enough clubs have spoken and this should be the end of the most divisive chapter in the history of the organisation. If you're on the other side you're pointing out that one third of the top flight want this examination to take place and that 40% of the First and Second Division clubs combined gave their backing to the inquiry.
Save for Inverness, the Championship was a wipeout for those who were calling for a probe into what went on or didn't go on. The numbers are there to be interpreted and fought over - and they will be. Nothing will change there. We now know the result but, in a sense, we don't know the endgame because it's highly improbable that the story ends here regardless of the SPFL board wanting that to be the case.
Rangers said at the weekend "this episode is far from finished". We await their next move. And their next statement. And the ones from different places that come in its wake. Seconds out. Round two.
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6 minutes ago, Ric said:
"You catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar."
Ordinarily you catch even more with shit, which makes Budge's efforts all the more ironic.
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1 hour ago, Speroni*1 said:
You're unlikely to get a reply. They post their link and are never seen again. Think there's been about 2 or 3 that have ever bothered to hang around for a few days.
31 minutes ago, footballresearch said:Hi, the age brackets are dictated by the University's ethical guidelines, not a personal choice.
Well, well, well. Suppose I'll have to do the poxy survey now, Jamie, seems only fair.
Top tip for any old codgers: Just check the "Prefer not to say" box when asked for your age.
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2 minutes ago, Speroni*1 said:
You're unlikely to get a reply. They post their link and are never seen again. Think there's been about 2 or 3 that have ever bothered to hang around for a few days.
Glad I didn't waste any time opening the actual survey then.
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Out of interest, what's the rationale for excluding those aged 65 and over? (Not that I'm saying it's necessarily a bad idea, based on some of the wallopers in that age group who actually go to matches.)
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22 hours ago, YassinMoutaouakil said:
Not like us.
Speaking of penalties, I came across this article from the time while idly Googling "6-6", as you do.
MOTHERWELL 6 HIBS 6 EQUALS WORLD RECORD FOR SCORING DRAW
QuoteThe last time a 6-6 draw happened in the professional game was on Saturday 7 August 1999, when Genk – then the Champions of Belgium – opened their title defence in the 1999-2000 season with a 12-goal thriller against Westerlo. That match included five penalties and four red cards.
Fucking hell, that's nearly as good as ours!
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19 minutes ago, steelmen said:
Surely sky will show the post match man of the match interview with Nish and juke. Nish looking near suicidal. scoring a hat trick and having to hand over the champagne is just cruel
For anyone too impatient to wait until then...
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9 hours ago, ftk said:
Winners and losers in every league restructure but I honestly dont think Clyde have much to complain about here. In fact this restructure, if voted in, is pretty fair on all teams.
One of the many blessings I count every morning is that I'm not a Clyde fan. However, I can quite see their point here, it's a relative shafting for them.
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League Reconstruction 20/21 season
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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Luckily, Rinder is now well-acquainted with the complex legalities surrounding Scottish football, and wallopers in general.