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7 minutes ago, 0Neils40yarder said:
I think you've actually forgotten who actually scored that day... Like most folk
Well, shit, now I feel really stupid. Is it too late to nominate myself as "Worst Ever Motherwell Poster" (who isn't MJC)?
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27 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said:
Harsh. He's scored goals against teams from all across the Renfrewshire area.
My personal favourite was his goal against Celtic. I look forward to him bagging a hat trick against them next time out.
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2 minutes ago, capt_oats said:
Wid, wid, wid, widnae.
Nah, just kidding, wid.
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Thank you. Next?
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Somebody's probably already said it, but those wee faces the Hibbys keep posting everywhere aren't very funny, really.
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8 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said:
You’re trying far too hard now.
He's either the stupidest w****r on here, or the cleverest c**t. Place your bets.
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3 minutes ago, bennett said:
Not sure how Donnie boy could miss Mugabe taking out Morelos in the box.
It's Mugabi.
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1 hour ago, Casagolda said:
I enjoyed that after a good few minutes of time wasting in the corner, when Hearts finally did get a free kick and had a chance to launch the ball up the park, their keeper proceeded to scud the ball straight into the East Stand.
Whole geological epochs passed as Grimmy took the subsequent throw ins.
Also loved him applauding the red card. Some boy!
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5 minutes ago, Empty It said:
Anyone got the odds on us being relegated?
On.
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I have to say, I much prefer it when we're three or four nil up by this point.
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7 minutes ago, Bobby_F said:
Are Well really so much better than Hibs/Dons that we went from Barca to, errrr, St Mirren.
Indeed we are, and it's pleasing to see that our cunning plan to trick the rest of the division by deliberately losing to those very teams has already borne fruit.
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Fahrenheit 451 – the temperature at which Scotland scarves burn.
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2 minutes ago, nsr said:
Pele is an utter loonball to be fair.
It's not as if all the blood's gone to his cock, either.
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9 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:
Does the metric system get binned after Brexit?
It would surely be more patriotic if Scotland adopted the Rankine scale.
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6 hours ago, thisGRAEME said:
Tbf, he did take Majid Bougherra's soul, so fair play.
That's the sort of goal I'm expecting David Turnbull to knock in every week on his comeback, TBH.
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Build it out of actual Lego TM (from their new "claret & amber" range) and get those Danish cnuts to sponsor it, they're minted!
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On 02/11/2019 at 08:15, Desp said:
"We've scored first every game this season, apart from the games that we didny".
Yassin, thank you.
If games just ended after we scored, we'd be top of the league right now.
Fortunately we haven't gone behind too often because we've failed to salvage a single point all season from a losing position.
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2 hours ago, ropy said:
I can’t even see the ball in that photo
Photo? What photo?
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7 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said:
Even if I did hit a pedestrian in my car, I shouldn't be charged as it was a genuine attempt to get to work without maiming anybody.
Even more so, considering I was pissed at the time.
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26 minutes ago, Gianfranco said:
The replies are extra salty.
This cogent and reasoned argument based on the documented laws of the game has certainly changed my mind.
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AKA Third Whatever Happens v Fourth at Best, Seventh at Worst.
I for one am gutted that Curtis "air shot" Main will not be playing.
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48 minutes ago, eddiemunster said:
Stevie May looks like he sells poppers and hash pipes at music festivals.
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^ That's just f**king weird, sorry!
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Premiership Best/Worst Posters 2019
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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Nobody hates us, we don't care.
Presumably MJC didn't vote for himself, although I wouldn't actually put it past him.