Doctor Manhattan
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He's just taking the piss now.
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Not "compo" as such, but not far away.
10-year-old Teddy petitions Apple to redesign the ‘nerd face’ emoji
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Top Tip for teams struggling in Europe who need all the divine intervention they can get:
Maybe next time rock up to the Vatican BEFORE the game rather than after.
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18 minutes ago, Crawford Bridge said:
Dodgy chocolate bars from the market.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-67547859
Dad looks like he's well down a K-hole there.
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Joe Hart: Where did that fucking ball go???
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49 minutes ago, Sarcastic Bairn said:
I'm stunned science hasn't worked out the link between some of these illnesses and the attachment to wacky leggings and home dyed hair.
Infinitely preferable to a mini-skirt in the vast majority of cases.
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Give her her due, though, she obviously had the foresight to have a load of "You parked like a c**t" stickers to hand for just such an emergency.
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12 hours ago, ClathyDave said:
Due to the Chris Cadden signing?
Yep. As far as I know this was the first (and presumably the last) time we've ever been involved with them.
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1 hour ago, scottsdad said:
Very unfortunate to develop long Covid on top of her ME, Tourette's syndrome, and what appears to be a raging chip addiction.
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22 minutes ago, ClathyDave said:
Absolute pisstake from the Crew. I know folks talk about supply and demand, but it’s just stinking behaviour from teams in the MLS
Columbus Crew are well known to Motherwell fans for their snake-like behaviour when $$$ are involved.
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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:
Admittedly it was many decades ago, and things have changed a lot since, but if I'd told my young chums in North Motherwell I had a Wendy house in the garden they'd have kicked my head in.
Luckily I didn't even have a garden, let alone a Wendy house.
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On 10/11/2023 at 22:21, Newbornbairn said:
I've had the good fortune to meet Roger Smith. Lovely bloke, and a proper watchmaker.
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Just received my anOrdain Fabrik GMT, which will sadly now have to go back in its box until Xmas. (Santa may yet bring me their Plum Fumé Model 1 with the enamel dial one day, but as that waiting list is still measured in years it could be a while yet.)
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29 minutes ago, capt_oats said:
Is that the Ged Brannan?
The one and only.
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27 minutes ago, Venti said:
Found a plant pot thingy that was better.
My money's still on the squirrel.
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12 minutes ago, Venti said:
Managed to outsmart the fooker.
Drilled a hole in a frizbee & stuck it on top of the feeder.
It's so unstable cunto will slip off.
Video, or it didn't happen.
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7 minutes ago, Venti said:
Fookin hell.
How is there not Squirrel-Man in the MCU?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl
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We complain when other teams suss out our predictable shape and tactics, so this could be some Machiavellian masterstroke here. However, I suspect it’s more likely going to be a clusterfuck of biblical proportions.
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44 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said:
It's really annoying that you're not allowed to play 12 men NGL.
If Butcher is half as good as I remember, and Biereth is half as good as I hope, there's a mathematical argument that this improves the team but still only adds up to 11.
Alternatively, we can just play without a 'keeper.
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56 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:
I’ve always thought that there would be a big overlap of religious fundamentalism and incest.
Maybe someone could produce a Venn Diagram.
Not quite what you were after, but in the ballpark...
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25 minutes ago, ICTChris said:
Remember the story about a 15 year who was carted off by a dozen police officers for saying that one of them looked like a “lesbian nan”? Well if you’ve been wondering what the lesbian nan copper has been up to, wonder no more! Here she is sorting out a disturbance in a Leeds street.
Pepper spray for everyone!
And this is why these c***s can't be trusted with guns.
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On 05/08/2023 at 22:06, CarrbridgeSaintee said:
Alex O'Connor AKA CosmicSkeptic is an atheist YouTuber who I'm a great fan of. He always debates in good faith and with an open mind. Articulate and highly intelligent.. I'm also highly jealous of his youth!
Here he takes on Christian philosopher William Lane Craig, who was a huge part in my journey to faith.
The topic is the Kalam Cosmological Argument.
I challenge anyone to completely understand what they are both on about! I think I 'got' most of it, but certainly not all!
If you think that one was a mindfuck, check out his latest...
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15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Ryanair says “you ain’t gittin on no plane, suckas”
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/travel/11404899/we-were-abandoned-in-edinburgh-storm-babet/
My foot would never get tired kicking mope-faced, entitled, overreacting c***s like this in the baws.
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3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:
Adi-DAS, not a-dee-das.
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