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Yeah, silly stuff. However, she gets away with it because it's tiger bread, which is just splendid.

There were plenty before them and there will be plenty after them. Duffy will obviously be seeking suitable replacements. Sorry for not sharing your optimism, although I do hope to be proven wrong come the season.

The Byrd's - Ballad of Easy Rider

Pretty much every goal from outside the box came from him and Thomas. Both gone, so who now for such goals?

Ian Dury and the Blockheads - Hit me with your rhythm stick

The Beatles - Long, long, long

Frank Zappa - Don't eat the yellow snow

And whenever you get asked: " Do you think I've put on weight?", under no circumstances answer that question. Just get your sweet ass out of there like greased lightning. There is no satisfying answer here: even if you say you think she's lost weight, you'll just get the," so you're saying I was fat and needed to lose weight, and then it descends into the usual warzone. I'll repeat: do NOT answer that question.

Mine has a handbag that has more rubbish in it than the average wheelie bin. It's like a tardis of crap and it results in her taking 10 minutes to find the one useful item in it.

The Beatles - Hello goodbye

Even worse than Alan "chance!" Preston??

None in the same league as Liam "world class" MacLeod. I have switched the football off because of him and his ridiculous exaggerations.

I've seen my wife take an hour and a half to watch one episode of EastEnders due to persistent talking over it and asking me to rewind it so she can actually see/hear it. And sometimes I have to remind the same section twice as she then talks over the rewind. And, needless to say, what she talks about is weapons grade bollocks. Always!

Hoodoo lady- Memphis Minnie

Love - Stephanie knows who

Just looked at the last couple of pages of this thread and my wife commits almost all that has been mentioned. Also, she sits half watching the TV glued to her ipad for the entire evening, but the second I pick up my phone I get the: " you're always on that phone", or " why don't you talk to me instead of looking at your phone", or even the ultra hypocritical, " if you're not watching this then we're switching over". But this thread has made me realise I'm not the only one living with a maniac.

Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Blank generation

Takes the wet clothes out of the washing machine then picks the one item she needs and leaves the rest on the floor for someone else (me) to deal with.

Love - Alone again or

Talking Heads - Radiohead

Don Estelle - Whispering grass

Earth, wind & fire - September

Earth, wind & fire - Grateful

Lush - Light from a dead star

The Band - The weight