Austinho

Warburton’s a fanny He wears a fannies hat He tried tae win the Scottish Cup but couldnae manage that And now the famous Hibees are in Europe once again We’re taking over Denmark with whisky and cocaine

Girls don’t like boys, girls like Simon Murray x

Except she's out late shagging Hibees behind his back, and he's desperately trying to explain to his microwaved Shepherds Pie how we only reformed in 1893.

After what happened with Lennon, it's good to see Dempster's keeping one eye on the new manager.

Three young lads and a wee shite at Kilbowie Park in 1989. By Stuart Roy Clarke

I know Yorkshiremen have a reputation for being tight, but it only costs 40 quid to change your name by deed poll FFS.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, “If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately”. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died from lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me “Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through.” I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your posts gave me cancer anyway.

https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/teams/dundee/graham-arnold-would-be-right-man-for-hibs-says-albert-kidd-1-4869990 Editor: "Hey, I need you to tout 'Straya boss Graham Arnold for the Hibs job again. He's chucked us a few dollarydoos to get his name out there." Journo: "No problem, I'll see if I can get a few quotes from someone with both a Hibs and Oz connection. How about current Hibs midfielder Mark Milligan - the guy he recently chose to be Australia captain?" Editor: "Seems a bit tenuous don't you think?" Journo: "Ok, well he recently awarded Easter Road speedster Martin Boyle his first cap for the Socceroos, I'll get straight on the phone shall I?" Editor: "Hmm, I'm just not picturing it." Journo: "Ok, um how about Jamie Maclaren - another Oz international who's literally just left Hibs to play for Melbourne in the A-League? Editor: "Doubt our readers would get the connection tbh." Journo: "Well there's always Grant Brebner – ex Hibee and now coach and pundit down under?" Editor: "Yeah, nah mate" Journo: "Remember Stuart Lovell? Played in a few very good Hibs sides when he wasn't busy throwing shrimp on the barbie". Editor: "Where did you buy that idea, the toilet store?" Journo: "Sorry. What about Pie and Bovril poster @Austinho?" Editor: "What, that insufferable c**t?". Journo: "Ok, what about that striker who played for Dundee, scored 12 times in 5 years and just happens to live in the Aussie bush? He probably kept a bench warm in Leith once upon a time" Editor: "That's the one! Absolute Hibs legend."

Efe returning back at Hibs

I have not been dismissed and I have not resigned. I’ve been suspended, but I’ve not been suspended. I’ve called my boss a dyke but I am not guilty of misconduct. What is my name?

Stubbs was a bawhair away from being the first non OF manager to win the double in 26 years, and with a Championship side too. On paper that’s phenomenal. He failed to get promoted ahead of a rejuvenated Hearts and Rangers in the most competitive Championship ever, which isn’t completely shameful. Yes, we finished behind Falkirk 2nd season, but we also had an insane fixture pile up due to the 2 cup finals, and 4 semi finals that season. He rebuilt Hibs from scratch, and it’s telling that we are only starting to nosedive now Lennon has built his own team. That said, we’re not looking for a manager to rebuild, we are looking for someone who can get the best out of an existing group of players and Stubbs doesn’t have a track record of that.

Ah yes, you were good in the 80's. That definitely means you have more bottle than us now, definitely. Definitely.

So a goalkeeper called Tom Glover and a defensive midfielder called Tommy Block. I wonder if Belgian internationalist Mark de Man could still do a job for us in defence...

More Sunshine on Leith

Bring back the football for f**k sake. I’ve not been this excited to watch a bunch of plumbers and sparkies get pumped since my last Porn Hub session.

Not even Adblock Plus could remove this fucker. Yay.

Here’s an ad blocking all notifications at the bottom of the page. Tested, absolutely fine, no issue.

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/sport/football/is-edinburgh-hearts-or-hibs-15564429?fbclid=IwAR3MugCpGlcTgkQJvhdLQCLw1ZZt-OgjOPd8KAg5-bRfdX6p-xN8R7AZ1fI In case it was ever in doubt, Edinburgh is 100% green:

Sunshine on Leith Sunset on Leith

Hearts fans on their way to Tynecastle, circa 1940s. Calton Hill’s unfinished National Monument can be seen in the distance.

Incredibly intrusive ads covering the entire bottom portion of the screen every single time a new page loads. Can’t even click the X to close them because it’s behind the scroll bar. Really ruining the forum experience. And believe it or not, but there’s a ‘you have a new notification’ banner underneath the bottom ad on my mobile: Sort it out @Div eh?

Met all three boys after the game, along with Tim Cahill on his last ever appearance. Felt like a giddy wee schoolgirl and got the 3 of them to sign my Hibs shirt. Milligan looked ok to me, hopefully just rested. Boyle stole the show and was superb. Managed to sneak a few Hibs stickers around Sydney Olympic Stadium too - we’re taking over down under.

Off to watch 3 Hibees playing for Australia on Tuesday at the Sydney Olympic Stadium. Pretty surreal really.