Old Scrotum

Heard on the radio this morning a plan from the NGA to insist that all Golf Clubs have creche facilities!!!!!!! They also want the game to be more "athletic" and are encouraging "speed golf". The record for a round (golf-wise, nothing to do with drink) stands at 65 shots in 44 minutes. E'gads! That is par for me on the first at Buchanan Castle. And the second. And the third.............

Not changed then. Drink elsewhere and get a taxi.

What's the libation situation in Airdrie these days?