Roxanne's man

Although there is a slight chance it's all Bravado and him attempting to show off in front of his chums, I'm certain someone on here met him at Club dé Mar and got the whole 'Do you know who I am?' pish from him. If Ayr had the team he had back then today, I don't think Dundee United or Kirkcaldy would be topping the league. With the addition of the new stand, certainly would be something to get hard over. Unfortunately the man is a charlatan, a poor coach and left the club in a rut as everyone pissed the feck off when he was punted. This began the bad period for Ayr.

At a very minimum, your at least up for a laugh whether it's at the expense of the team we support or not.

Why can I only imagine you having the Magic Roundabout theme tune on repeat?

*insert Kenneth Williams oh matron meme here*

Hope so Though I naturally feel bad treating a lady like that.

I am also a woman. I watch the amateurs and think we should sign 20 players, each over 6 foot tall, hailing from Northern Ireland

Scott decided to follow advice from his late soul brother, James. 'Dont worry Ayr, I Got You. I got a feelin, I can stop you being Super Bad. This is a man's man's man's game. I feel Good!'

"David Smith appointed Scott Brown as manager of Ayr United, under a full moon, whilst howling."

Ayr has became....

On it

Something I've always wondered about the interviews is why don't they ask what everyone is actually thinking, instead of this pussyfooting around nonsense. I think the last ten games under Bullen, he was given the opportunity to give a shite excuse every time, we want someone who will shut someone like that down verbally and let them know the feelings of the support, instead of letting them babble a load of shite like Bullen did.

A few you'd think. Even if they had someone from the UWS doing it, wouldn't be as cringe.

I'm going to turn up to one of these q&a with the board and quiz why he was brought back. Guy is a poultice, sucking the fun out of Somerset. He's more cringe than your grandad telling your girlfriend she's braw and that if he was 60 years younger...... There are surely to f**k, better alternatives to that egotistical p***k to use the speakerphone on match days!

My fear is that it's Neil Lennon

Do you believe in liquidation? I can feel, something, inside me say The SFA governing body is corrupt as f**k, oh! Do you believe in Liquidation? I can feel, something, inside me say The old firm has fucked this footballing Nation

Confusing as to why the were allowed to retain the win

Smith must be hiring a football God.

Trick question. Sevco was founded in 2012. Rangers are dead.

Well a new manager has to pope up at one point

I, for the life of me, will never understand that. I'm originally from Ayr, I support Ayr. Local team. Outwith Religion, Glory seeking or being a sheep to fit in, I do not understand why I'd want to support a team 30 miles away or why people do it.

Was it Ian Paisley?

Feelings of orgasmic energy. I've only seen one Ayr Goal against them the whole time I've supported the super. Yes, Ayr were trounced 6-1 but the feeling I had when that goal went in....oaft. Magical.

Just remember, this team is only 11 years old. Everything they say or claim is shite.