The Gifted Sub

Heard we’ve asked about Declan Mcmanus. Not sure I trust the fat slag who told me, though.

Pretty certain he's a pudding. No thank you.

I liked the big lazy doofus Antoine-Curier as well, always knew where the goal was.

Aw and Nicky Riley 100%. If the poor c***s legs weren't made from straw he'd have won a balon d'or by now.

+1 for the Eric Paton man love. Rhys Weston, Matty Lockwood, Eddie Malone, Peaso, Boaby Mann, Jim Lauchlan, Stephen O'Donnell. Had big love for them all.

Blatant cheating from United already this season allowing Shankland to use his head to score when it's 4 times the regulation size.

Kane Hemmings back in the dark blue would see me erect for days tbf.

Yes I know but we shouldn’t forget the 2nd best day in Dundee’s recent history, according to United fans.

I’m not raging whatsoever, just bewildered you thought your opinion was worth anything.

Alongside Dave Mackay he was part of the squad who humiliated Dundee Uniteds golden generation at Hampden on 17/5/14, thus maintaining Dundee United as the small team in the city. He should be welcomed with open arms.

I think you’ll find nobody really cares about your opinion.

May has been constantly played out of position to accommodate other strikers. He’s always scored when he’s been the main striker. Andy Nelson has barely scored thousands of goals and we’re all pretty happy with him.

May would score at least 15 at this level. I trust in Jazzer though, his business so far looks good.

You’ve taken that too far.

Thank you. Would say yes to Steven May. And f**k it why not get wee Craig back in.

Wighton would be okay as an attacking midfielder. I think he’ll end up at the likes of Forfar or Montrose and be a good player at that level, though.

I’d take Wighton back if he was crippled for the rest of his natural born life. The man relegated the dabs lets never forget that. I don’t think he is what we need, though.

I agree McGowan isn’t capable in the top league but have you seen the nick of this league? Every team is fucking dung.

We cant’t solely rely on our youth as back up, there is a massive difference between friendlies and the real thing. We need a few more experienced players. 1 striker minimum, a winger and an amc. Defensively we are fine and the players we have can cover all the positions. Our 3 centre mids will comfortably be the best in the league and I’m content with young Robertson being back up in there. We need competition for McDaid and Todd though.

We absolutely need another striker.

Darnell fisher is a right back I think. Sure he was at the perth saints.

I’m no sharing f**k him

Anyone know if any pie stalls will be open tonight? Taking my 3 year old to his first game and want to be prepared incase I need to bring my own chocolate to get him to sit the f**k down.

Ive more chance of Rita Ora pleasing me in all different sort of ways than Cummings playing at Dens. Please be quiet RG.

Cummings wouldn’t even entertain the idea of signing for us. Mental.