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Thomas Mueller spotted in Fife. Admittedly, playing golf in St Andrews.

Out of interest, who's the three accounts you're thinking of?

What's he gone and done now? Just had a shower so don't want to go look at your forum.

Found guilty in a court of law. Appealed to the Court of Session and was found guilty again. If anything, questions should be asked of the CPS for failing to bring the case before a criminal court. He's not just a rapist, he's a multiply convicted thug. @Ecosse83 all of them, in turn. At least the more odious unwashed ones.

Following an evidential hearing, Lord Armstrong said in a judgement issued earlier this year: "I find that in the early hours of Sunday 2 January 2011 at the flat in Greig Crescent, Armadale, both defenders (the players) took advantage of the pursuer when she was vulnerable through an excessive intake of alcohol and, because her cognitive functioning and decision making processes were so impaired, was incapable of giving meaningful consent, and that they each raped her." Rapist. If you feel that that's not rape, then fine but stay the hell away from my kids. I know a song that will get on your nerves. Still nowhere as bad as Virgin.

That's never stopped Poundland before. I highly doubt your maw still talks to you.

See also: your maw.

Bad enough having to suffer through Global Warming, Brexit and the royal family constantly breeding, without wee fannies stealing your oxygen.

Bad enough couple of seasons without signing a rapist. I'd take Robson back, though he did say he'd go where he was wanted when asked on Twitter, so who knows. If Dixon is looking for 1k a week, he's more than welcome to try his luck elsewhere. He can get into the Graham Barrett category as far as I'm concerned.

Five or six bare minimum, I'd have thought.

Any sniff of a signing spree today? Still seen a tad light on the ground.

Reported for racism. If you're going down the Phil Roberts/Racism route you really need to get your brother to do it for you on Twitter, otherwise you're just half arsing it.

Turns out the English 6th division quite suits him.

Too far, man.

Hoping it's more a case of being shite because of where he was, bit like Aiden Connolly. Couldn't have been easy being a winger in a team with no strikers for most of the season. We'll find out soon enough.

Using the app should be an arrestable offence tbf.

That will be why we also resigned McHugh. Do keep up. It's hard to keep up with your lot and my lot. The point stands. Benching McHugh and signing Muirhead to start is some piece of "business" whichever way you want to try and buff it.

Not rating McHugh to score goals and bringing Muirhead in to replace him is peak Morton. Well done, the ghost of JJ is clearly still kicking around Cappielow, Scooby Doo villain style.

Aye, and mind use it whilst you can.

No teasing this morning, come on.

Go for it. The winder and wetter the day, the better imo.

Turn the lights off. We know the script. Need a win, glorious failure etc. Fucking yawn.

Saltcoats Victoria manager. Given Clarke's a Saltcoats man, that's going home. Can't imagine him going back to Kilmarnock.

Ah, hell. Evariste Bembo get the sack, did he?