Lockdown 2, choose working from home and eating your own weight in biscuits, choose Zoom quizzes, choose drinking too much as tomorrow will not be a “School Day”, choose going on meaningless walks, choose bingeing on Netflix, choose watching football on dodgy streams, choose shouting “p***k” at the television any time Boris Johnson appears on it, choose FaceBook Mums’ becoming Epidemiologists, choose empty shelves in Asda, choose Teams Meetings whilst sitting in your PJs, choose your car never going above 30MPH, choose your bins going out more than you, choose planning holidays that you’ll never get to go on, choose your clothes mysteriously shrinking, choose coming downstairs to find that the furniture has been rearranged, again, choose being on first name terms with the Amazon Delivery Driver, Lockdown 2 choose No Life