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  1. Here you! Get that muck disposed of!

  2. Gonnae just drap it?

  3. Hiya folks!

    1. Addie
    2. uni

      uni

      14/f/scotland xxx u?

  4. Can't believe Pawlett has been given a 2 match ban! It was a stone wall pen IMO.

  5. Neil Lennon is fuming as none of his players are on the shortlist for manager of the year.

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Poor wee Neily :(

      My heart bleeds....

  6. Were we up the tap o that Finnieston cran last night or was that a dream?

    1. ForeverSinging

      ForeverSinging

      ...What happened tae you son?

    2. uni

      uni

      Gonnae no!

  7. Benny Harvey RIP

    1. jamamafegan

      jamamafegan

      Miss you big man. Gone but not forgotten.

  8. Insomnia, I can't get no sleep.

  9. I am taking a dump right now. Glorious.

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      You didn't tell us that you've finished. I'm starting to worry. Are you okay?!

    2. uni

      uni

      Fell asleep on the toilet, just going to bed now.

    3. Highlandmagyar
  10. Div yi ken Ken fae Kemnay?

  11. I just picked my nose, crusty boogies are the best.

  12. Everybody is trying to do the Wilbury Twist.

  13. As far as I'm concerned I think it's a waste of time making these status updates on P&B as no one reads them! Seething.

  14. I just shat

    1. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      Nice aroma though!

    2. uni

      uni

      It's all up my back, quite disturbingly nice.

  15. Awa to tear the heed aff.

  16. Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled.

  17. NOT AGAIN! I just shat myself :(

  18. Merry Christmas to everyone on P&B!

    1. Mak

      Mak

      lol its funny cos its february

    2. uni

      uni

      That's theee joke.

    3. Mak

      Mak

      oh right lol i get it

  19. I'd like to leave the country for a month of Sundays.

  20. So Long Dental Plan!

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    2. yoda

      yoda

      Dental Plan!

    3. TartanArmani

      TartanArmani

      Lisa needs braces

    4. Bobby Skidmarks

      Bobby Skidmarks

      Thanks a lot Carl, now I've gone and lost my train of thought.

  21. Welcome Home Russell Anderson!

  22. Bobby Williamson set to become Rangers boss for tax reasons.

  23. When Aberdeen go up to lift the Scottish Cup I'll be there!

    1. uni

      uni

      Here's hoping I live to the grand old age of 118 then!

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