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  1. uni

    uni

    Won't you Stay Another Day?

  2. uni

    uni

    We are all Kim Jong Il.

  3. uni

    uni

    Truth be told, I ain't got much to say right now.

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    2. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      Not soft and runny!!! That will run through my fishnets!!!!

    3. uni

      uni

      Well I've drank too much orange juice so that'll have an impact, oh an that onion bhaji didn't go down too well last night. So it could be platter of shite for yi.

    4. dan_ict

      dan_ict

      I have a sore Jaw, so a nice fiber shake would go down a treat...

  4. uni

    uni

    I remember when you used to get all the burds on MSN Messenger.

    1. uni

      uni

      Yeah I got FB when I was 16, the days of chatting up burds online were gone from that day :(

    2. Clash of the Titus

      Clash of the Titus

      I mind this Welsh lassy got her tits oot on the webcam

    3. Turbo_dee

      Turbo_dee

      Used to be bebo when I was a kid!

  5. uni

    uni

    It's happy hour again.

  6. uni

    uni

    We are the famous Aberdeen!

    1. ffcsam

      ffcsam

      Really? i am the famous Aberdeen toaster

  7. uni

    uni

    What Became of the likely lads?

    1. HoBNob

      HoBNob

      What became of the dreams we had?

    2. McKee

      McKee

      they became junkie university drop-outs

  8. uni

    uni

    Sorry I pooped my pants.

  9. uni

    uni

    I've got my mind set on you.

    1. WILLIAMSHATNER

      WILLIAMSHATNER

      oh i got my mind set on someone too.

    2. uni

      uni

      but its gonna take money, a whole lot of spending money.

  10. uni

    uni

    I like staying up all night and not waking up until 1:30 pm!

  11. uni

    uni

    Don't want to start an argument but porridge with salt is so good!

  12. uni

    uni

    SHOUTING LAGA LAGA LAGA LAGA!

  13. uni

    yer a c**t. xxxxx

  14. uni

    DEEGO! REMEMBER THE SSF?

  15. uni

    uni

    I'm going back down south now.

    1. joejag

      joejag

      come back soon and dont forget your passport

  16. uni

    uni

    This is hard for me to say. It's been playing on my mind a lot recently but I thought I should come out to everyone on P&B. I'm fat.

    1. sam2304

      sam2304

      It's ok. I don't think any worse of you

  17. uni

    uni

    f**k YOU DOLPHIN!

  18. uni

    uni

    testicles

  19. uni

    uni

    Every woman every man, join the caravan of love.

    1. Long live the 69

      Long live the 69

      Stand up stand up stand upppp

    2. Monster

      Monster

      We're not Clyde fans.

  20. uni

    uni

    I have a horse outside.

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    2. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      So ? I have a camel, fully expect to have animal rights on my back for being cruel enough to take it to Dundee

    3. Kieran

      Kieran

      f**k yer Mitsubishi

    4. uni

      uni

      Kieran kens the script!

  21. uni

    uni

    FTRF!

    1. Breaking Decency

      Breaking Decency

      RF technology is actually very important in today's world. Libraries, Schools, Airports and many more take advantage of it.

    2. uni

      uni

      Oh ok. I've learnt my lesson.

    3. DJP

      DJP

      Bigot

  22. uni

    uni

    I Need That Record!

  23. uni

    uni

    SOMETIMES!

    1. Gaz

      Gaz

      The truth is harder than the pain inside?

    2. DJP

      DJP

      In many ways, they'll miss the good old days

      Someday, someday

      Yeah, it hurts to say, but I want you to stay

      Sometimes, sometimes

  24. uni

    uni

    I'm 18 today, lets get fucked.

  25. uni

    uni

    That seems strange because you give me the life.

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