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f**k sake how many useless fucking strikers does one club need tade. enegmatic at best but no striker weir. just does not score baird. jury is out mole. see weir unknown youngsters to step up from youth team. they get ten minutes at the end so little hope there

jimmy nic bought craig mcewan and duffield was scoring for fun the previous season. i think they sacked the janny a couple of games too soon he had a plan and a system it just needed a wee bit of time. i do wonder how we would have faired under the hamster but we will never know and iain munro was a shite manager

fantalk is utter utter pish inhabited with inbred stereotypes who have never left fife. that is all

the zombie diaries 6/10 cheap cheap cheap badly acted but fair play to them for making it zombie land 7/10 good fun and a cheeky wee appearence from bill murray dawn of the dead (original) 10/10 my favourite ever film a master piece which shits all over survival of the dead 1/10 what an absolute unmitigated disaster please stop making them you are killing my enjoyment of the classics by churning out this shite badly acted badly written abortion

quantom of solace. 8/10 really like the new bond films the fact they show up his weaknesses and troubled personality. transporter 3. 5/10 liked the first one but the rule of deminishing sequals dark knight. 9/10 it is always on sky and i always end up watching it. diary of the dead. 8/10 second time i have seen this and it really has grown on me

does anyone know how much kevin smith would cost? just thinking aloud really if we were to beat airdrie and make a few quid from the aberdeen game coupled with the rumoured skintness of united

i hope the big freeze has saved our season. before we were running on empty with a load of injuries. now the team is rested injuries have healed it may just be enough to secure our safety

i would have jimmy nic back and i am not even joking as long as he brings martin harvey with him. failig that danny lennon hmm maybe. or alan moore?

there is currently a blizzard on the go here which means my drive home is goosed

cambridge must be lovely covered in snow

woke up to about 6 or 7 inches od snow this morning an absolute b*****d to get to work in there are rear wheel drive cars abandoned everywhere

it is snowing like a mother fucker here in cosmopolitan beddfordshire approx 4 inches on the ground

will kevin smith be staying for the rest of the season i know his loan is until january but he is now cup tied and hardly a fixture for united. plus we need his goals

escape from alcatraz 1979 a bit like the prison break of its day 7.5/10 even better if you have visited the place as well

where the f**k is this striker

tonights offering. don't back down 5/10 a kind of modern day karate kid where the guys have done too much juice

the strangers 7.5/10 film about two people being terrorised in the middle of nowhere by weirdos in masks. made mrs pubcarking shit her pants

the dark knight again. excellent 9/10 gone baby gone. child goes missing in boston version of a shitty housing estate casey affleck investigates. quite good 7.5/10

wrestlemaniac 6/10 youngsters on a road trip in a scooby doo stylee van end up in an abandoned mexican town where they are stalked by mental wrestler. both shit and good at the same time.

prom night on sky last week 1/10 utter cliched pish

cloverfield is abysmal there was a big cheer in the cinema when the cock behind the camera died the eye 4/10 jessica alba gets eye transplant sees creepy shit meh

that is good news a couple of weeks ago we would have struggled to find 4 defenders at the club now we have a selection problem at the back looks like it will be mark campbell plus one of ellis murry or hill beside him

there is no way iain davidson should play if we have a full squad to choose from we have better options all over the park

i appreciate that tade is creative and has good pace and from what i have seen he will be an asset this season. but we need someone to put the ball in the net you can make 100 chances in one game if no one puts the ball in the net we are fooked. plus these ae friendlies when it gets down to business we won't have as much time on the ball or space so the forwards need to be more clinical

i hope he scores soon and its the first of many so i looks like a c**t. but to me he is more of a tricky winger type good at taking on defenders and creating chances rather than finnishing them. i would be surprised if he gets 10 goals in the league