FalkirkBairn2021

Think the bottom line for me is the lack of entertainment. Even if we were winning this league grinding our results with garbage football I wouldn't be any happier. In some ways, what's the point of promotion with this set up? Yet another new squad needed..no players of quality.. no direction.. atrocious clueless managers. It's not even just us. Look at Hearts who are cruising to the Championship title but are terrible and their fans hate the manager and are not being entertained. I don't see where we go from here. Other than more utter jobbers in the summer with different names who can't trap a bag of sand.

I don't think we've hit rock bottom yet. I don't trust the arsepieces in charge not to keep us in the seaside leagues for a while to come.

Is entry to the playoffs optional?

Yep.. f**k him to the Moon too..

Proud tae be a Bairn.. Wur Blue....

GTF bozos

What a fucking gang we are We're comedy bad.

Can see Corrzo and Crackzo putting Millzo on soon...

Still got the Akeel Francis cameo to come as well.. f**k me..

Yes. Marginally. But yes. Mad to think that this is the worst Falkirk squad in 40 years when you think of some of the shite we've had. But..it is.

Do we know if Corrzo will be paraded at half time?

Can anyone remember the last Bairns match they enjoyed? I think it was probably the Dundee Utd 6-1 game.. 2706 games ago

A bit like the Ricky Gervaise Oscars speech about the actor c***s asking their agents to get them a deal if ISIS started a streaming service, if DAZN offered Neville a wage rise to commentate on this dross he'd be off like a shot.

Exactly the same laughable hypocrisy as the EPL. The same crew who shafted their own football league 30 years ago.

It's a hard road for both of them if they want to stay in football. Will need to grind at a Stirling Albion or similar for minimum wage after this job and hope you catch the eye of a full time club. I think they can both see a career slipping away.

Oh and a turgid nervy 1-0 win coming tonight to boot the baw down the road another few days..

You're actually spot on, anger having subsided. It's not this no mark's fault he's being asked for tactical input from PT Barnum's finest and named by P45 bound Miller. Still hopefully the new boss has a full clearout of everyone whether they have a nickname or not.

Aye that'll be it. I would joke that he'll probably get the job next season himself but actually that wouldn't even surprise me now with this crew of arseholes.

I'd say our fucking shambles of a first team are y know.. evidence he isn't an ace analyst.

Oh absolutely. They were a terrible appointment. Someone else I can't remember said it perfectly - appointing co-managers is always a shitbag move. Fitting as unfortunately we're a shitbag club and have been for 10 years plus.

I'd be fuming to be outed as part of a management setup that's been comprehensively outmanaged by a fat failure like Hartley.

Oh and Holt can f**k right off too. Have the fear he'll slink into this job when Pennywise and Krusty are horsed. Get someone not from Scotland in. Who's never even heard of Largs.

Looking forward to seeing how Corrzo sets up the team.

Corrzo. Genuinely didn't think our utter shambles of a club could f**k this week up more but that interview has done it. It is absolutely fitting that this shower of clowns have roped in the shelf stacker to advise on tactics. Shame Jean can't coach the free kicks. If I supported any other club in this league I'd be absolutely pishing myself at us. (I know you are..rightly so). Corrzo. Fucking corrzo. Fucking hell min.