FalkirkBairn2021

f**k off Pressley. We've suffered enough. No thanks to Kettlewell either. We can do better.

Yep, it was universally agreed by fans of all clubs that he's an utter weapon.

I'm not sure a diddy club like ours needs a DoF. Looks like a wasted wage to me. I doubt Holt is working cheap.

Bet Leezo and Crackzo are gutted they didn't see that physio comment before Tuesday night. Excuse missed out on.

Special Onezo

Creggzo might work but O'Donnellzo doesn't sound right. Maybe go for Liam Craigzo instead.

Best part of the Ferguson shout was the guy prefacing it with 'Now I'm likely tae be shouted down here' as if boys reading it were going to say 'Haud on Shug.. we mibbae need tae look a bit bigger than ... Carlo Ancelotti's assistant manager'

Think there maybe needs to be a separate thread for utter utter shite/absolutely insanely optimistic managerial shouts from the clueless clown section of our fanbase. I'll open up with a FFC Facebook suggestion :- Duncan Ferguson

Mairzo

Can anyone tell me why Lee Miller is a 'club legend' anyway? My memory of him from years ago was breaking into the team, looking excellent..getting his agent to engineer a move as soon as possible and handing in a transfer request when we told the sheep to f**k off. In his second spell him and Kerr fucked over Houston and downed tools, then signed for the debt dodgers. Fond memories of his (very brief) time as a young player with us. Other than that..meh.

Exactly. We have two choices. A significantly increased budget or gamble on a smaller squad with more quality. We can't sign a raft of utter jobbers again. Well we can't if we fancy leaving this league at any rate.

Would love Alston hunted. Don't care how much it costs.

Whoever comes in needs a bigger budget for next season. We need a leaner squad not an all out jobber 22.

Not really though. It's like saying a marathon runner who had a 10 minute lead over the pack who's running flat out and has just been sailed past is still in with a great shout. Our race is run. Has been for some weeks now.

Priority next season has to be 2 goalscorers whatever else we do.

I'm happy to tell Jean 'Aye'

Aye true. Francis isn't a total weapon.

Where do we think Akeel Francis sits on the Dennon Lewis scale? I'm not sure he isn't worse..

I'm not ITK but I heard the goalkeeping coach had to go once it was realised his name sounded stupid with Zo added..

I know it was inevitable but Holt can really get so far to f**k. Very disappointed he's still here. Better not be come August.

It's important any new manager gets some retail experience in the club shop first...

I really hate the AstroTurf too. It's shite. And contributes to the shite performances we see at home. I really want the next manager to have absolutely zero connection to the club.

Think the bottom line for me is the lack of entertainment. Even if we were winning this league grinding our results with garbage football I wouldn't be any happier. In some ways, what's the point of promotion with this set up? Yet another new squad needed..no players of quality.. no direction.. atrocious clueless managers. It's not even just us. Look at Hearts who are cruising to the Championship title but are terrible and their fans hate the manager and are not being entertained. I don't see where we go from here. Other than more utter jobbers in the summer with different names who can't trap a bag of sand.

I don't think we've hit rock bottom yet. I don't trust the arsepieces in charge not to keep us in the seaside leagues for a while to come.

Is entry to the playoffs optional?