Officer Michaels

Honestly, man. f**k off. Your ‘patter’ is fucking horrific. The club let you design a kit once upon a time and I’ve got that up there with the hiring of Tommy Craig as the worst decision the club has ever made. f**k you and your shite Da jokes, you absolute cancer.

His pish about making sure the chippy wraps your fish separate so that the vinegar doesn’t make it soggy.

You are an absolute roaster

Oran Kearney’s side were fucking awful. I’m glad we binned him asap. He would’ve been an awful manager for us if given a longer period.

Langfield is a bit of an arrogant tadger around Paisley too.

At least he can speak properly though.

Or Jim Hamilton

Exceptional post.

How the f**k can you make an arse of his name that badly

Freak.

She’s a fucking buffoon.

Something needs done about the mental cow in W7. A complete embarrassment to the club.

He doesn’t.

Give me peace

Jesus Christ. You’re fucking brutal

Give me a duo of Jason & George Naismith over Steven.. absolutely brutal from the board if they go down that route and a recipe for disaster.

She loves her hole

Because he's a honking manager who is struggling in League One with Clyde. What makes him an attractive appointment? You've only mentioned him because he happened managed us previously. Why don't we go for Paul Hartley? He's top of that league or Ian Murray ?

f**k. Off.

I’ve just seen someone on Twitter claim that Steven McGarry is the only man for the job if Jim goes. Jesus Christ. That might be the worst take I’ve ever seen on there. McGarry . You’ve got folk managing Paisley amateur teams with similar coaching credentials.

That squad beats this squad. Probably 5-0.

Considering Langfield himself was our #1 goalie at one point during that time frame, I'd say you're stretching it a little. He was fucking horrific.

The Police may have declared 'no criminality' within the messages but the fact is, he was messaging an underage girl. That's enough for me for the club to stay well clear of him. He's also fell out with and been shunned by every Celtic manager he's played under. He was pictured picking up a hoagie fi a kebab shop at a time where he was meant to be putting extra work in to get fit for Celtic (and Scotland) ffs. Now he's been punted by Dundee. The guy is an absolute tool. Oh and aside from his off field pish. He's actually not really any good at football anymore... and we've got two strikers at the club that already have that badge of honour, we don't need a third.

He fancies children, mate...

f**k sake. Who's our head of recruitment these days, that pirate rape apologist off twitter? Griffiths cannot be anywhere near our club! The training centre isn't far from Ralston Primary for a start.