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In addition to this - people who think the national speed limit is 50mph and then proceed to do 40mph in a 30mph zone get on my tits even more than people who think the national speed limit is 50mph.

People who think the national speed limit is 50mph really get on my tits.

Husband rumbled in at 3:30am blazing drunk after his Christmas party. Normally, I wouldn't mind, but he was in such a state. I've just found the olive oil in the fridge and there's a stain on his trousers that looks like either pakora sauce or puke.

I got my car serviced at a local garage a couple of months ago and it cost £80. I got all of the above done.

Dad just phoned. Dog's been put down

Slade - Merry Christmas

Except the 'que' he was looking for was actually 'cue'...

Sorry Have I missed something?

Yes. It's true though (about it happening in Casualty a lot - not about Baby on Board signs being useful) - Casualty cracks me up!

I think it's different for every university. Your 3rd year definitely counted at St Andrews. Don't know about anywhere else.

Jonny, happy birthday

Erm, in the past? They still do.... Exactly what I was thinking. Sorry to hear that

I see what you did there...

I don't see why not. Happy birthday to all concerned

Good to hear you enjoy the practical side. I haven't really done any theory since I started actually working, so like I said before, just jump through the hoops, and forget about it! I don't know how you could work with little kids, I hated working in the primary school when I was in Germany! Each to their own, I guess - I get on well with teenagers, probably because we have the same mental age... Oh dear, what happened?

That's shit I would maybe go and speak to the course coordinator, or a student rep if you have one? In the mean time, I'd say change your essay. The problem with these courses is that there are lots of hoops you have to jump through, but once you've done it, you can do your own thing. By the way, how's placements and things going?

Everything I say today seems to be full of innuendo. My fourth years were pissing themselves earlier, because we did a past paper and there was a question about vegetarians. I said something like, "they don't like the meat"....

Nah, if it was the motor, it would still work, it just wouldn't pump the water away. We had that problem, and my pal came round and took the motor out, gave it a shake, put it back in and it worked again...

Not sure, I always find the search function on here to be pretty keich. Try the rangers/celtic forum...

I was looking on the forum rules section there, as I was sure there were rules of sorts to do with size and things, but apparently there aren't. Basically, we don't want sigs with pics that are too big, any offensive stuff will be removed, just use your common sense. Hope that helps.

Well, don't shout at people, Dunc, or you'll lose your voice.

No part of any My Chemical Romance song is good. Apart from the end, because you know they're going to shut up soon.

Why does it annoy you? Surely it's better they do that than throw it on the floor?

Nice one!