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I dont know. fibs are like irn bru. taste good but bad for your teeth.

I has kicks with elbow.

That's what she said?

Where on earth did you find that? Kudos.

what i you do ever G_Man sad me you make

I hate you. Always beating me to the jokes. And you're old. You're supposed to be the slow thinker/typer.

Trust me, it's flacid enough He will now boast to you that he has so much money that he earned for himself that he got to watch his own sex tape in HD. Edit: Whilst sitting on the throne taking a dump.

That was an attrocious typo for which I apologise profusely. I was thinking about Stuart Dickson at the time, which is my defence.

Surely throwing a DVD player at it instead of booting him would be more appropriate?

Shut up Nizzy

I feel bad.

I could bring us back to a G_man scan moment and say at this point that I think it's just the time of the month

Having surrendered last weekend to a Modern Studies Dissertation (5000 words of which I finished... just.), I've surrendered this weekend to a History one, and have still only managed to get about 1500 of 4000 words down. I know I'd fucked up the History Prelim (still waiting for the result, probably a C or D), and I'm starting to wonder if there's much to be gained from persisting with it, given I've already got an Unconditional to my first choice and have 3 As in my other Advanced Higher prelims. Robert Bruce's political consistency is actually so turgid and uninspiring that I'll be glad never to read a single line of Barrow, Bingham, Watson, McNamee, Penman, Young, Guisborough, Fordun, Barbour or Brown ever again.

The linesman's a h**. What do you expect?

You could just wait till tonight and sing back "just one dollar to sixty pounds" with the Quantitative Easing underway

JJ of course

His posting style is not radically different from a guy on jagsforum (who's also a Thistle club official) who always posts with commas instead of full stops, and always puts a space BEFORE a comma, instead of afterwards. It's like trying to read a Murali doosra on a 4 day pitch after sixteen overs of the conventional and arm ball deliveries.

Or as I'm finding recently, it triggers a spontaneous and significant nosebleed.

Thank you for reminding me of a petty thing which gets on my nerves: the Halfords advert that says: "It's this radio that you can connect to your mp3 to." A bit inside me dies every time I hear that.

Aw naw!

Again, fair enough, but do two posts, one deliberately going to the frivolous extreme, really constitute ramming it down his throat any more than a lot of other people's posts on here?

Fair point.

The guy's a complete and utter idiot. I've got no time for him. Does that make me a c**t? If so, so be it.