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He reminds me of a guy in my year. He clamed he was dyslexic when it turned out it was a load of nonsense and that he was, in fact, just thick.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU SAID EXCEPTED INSTEAD OF ACCEPTED. YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME. I'm going to sit in the corner and cry now. f**k YOU.

Okay, okay, about the head teacher

Pupils swear all the time in class. If you're wise enough, you won't let the teacher hear though And I've heard several of my teachers swear. Granted not frequently, but not too seldomly either. It's no big deal.

People swear in class all the time. I'm sure Reina's muttered under her breath "fuckwit" at least once in her teaching career

There are some people who would be nicer people if they knew how to swear properly. Instead they bottle it up and end up saying things that come across as thoroughly offensive.

When we went to see The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas a while back, you could hear a pin drop at the end of the film.

He's playing a really unfunny joke right now. Deja vu in a very much unwelcome way.

You know those days when you just want to chuck it all because the world's one grand conspiracy against you? That day's today.

Just bought Fifa 09 and COD4 on PLAY.com. The latter is out of stock but will be in soon. Also bought 13 months on Xbox live for £31.88 for when the month trial runs out.

1) I love Chinese Food 2) I love Indian Food 3) I love Black Pudding Suppers 4) I love Gammon Steak 5) I love Toad in the Hole

101 Christmas Songs. The Cadillacs are currently giving me a rendition of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Trafford Centre is great. We went there on our way back from Germany.

Sister took the power out of the Router when there was 60 seconds left of my best multiplayer deathmatch on Farcry 2 since getting the game. Without warning me. All because her laptop wasn't loading something on iplayer quickly enough. Bitch.

It's those Teuchters you know. Can't keep their hands off eachother.

Add me to that list

PARTICKFAN At present, I have: Gears of War 1 Gears of War 2 Far Cry 2 SEGA Superstar Tennis Project Gotham Racing 4

Judging by the information on your profile, i'd suggest he's about a generation out!

now you see i wouldn't divide by 24. doing it mentally, i'd divide by 3 then by 8. edit, and that doesn't divide nicely at all. so i'd use a calculator!

To be honest, I think i was introduced to basic long division in P7 or S1 (can't remember which) but hardly ever used it properly. You don't actually need it for school maths.

Seriously? To be honest, as an AH Maths student, I avoid it like the plague where possible. Much easier to divide in turn by prime factors.

Except it didn't. Whilst completion of the square was not necessarily expected as knowledge at Standard Grade, it was explained at length by the SQA that they had used it in problem solving before and that, in fact, not so long ago, it was expected to be knowledge in the SG exam. I should add that we were taught it anyway. Near the end of S3.

Probably similar to Thistle who will never comment on "rumour and speculation"

Maybe you should have put your toes in it instead of your tongue then