Larsson.

checked my emails today for conformation of getting a ticket to radio 1's big weekend....nothing...you would have thought 30,000 tickets and only 250,000 people wanting one,id be in with a good shout.

May be the dump was to big to be flushed,and the person was in a hurry. Coming into work this morn and thinking i'l have a easy day,then finding out the person who has to deal with all the phone calls is off,and i'v got to cover their job.. meaning less time to spend on p&b...

It's clear to see who wears the balls in this relationship!!!!!....

While driving down St Clair Street yesterday some Pr*k drove over a bit of wood that was on the road,i'm sure the fanny ment it. Anyway I saw the F*ck who did it having a good laugh to himself. My Porsche probably will be ok but imagine any c*nt doing something like that.. Fooking shocking.

Brain surgeon..... i wish ...admin and clerical...

Been told to park at my place of work (local hospital) is going up to £21 a month. it's bad enough coming into this hell hole never mind having to pay as well....

5 grand and it's yours....

Not being able to post on p&b till tuesday as i only have internet access at work.... Maybe i should have posted that in reasons to be cheerfull thread!!....

Your not as bad as this are you!!!!!

Somehow managed to stand barefoot on the pins of a 3 pin plug this morning, i'v no felt pain like that for a long time.....

Scooch have just come on the radio.....Aaaaaaaaaaaa.....

Having to work inside when the sun is shining outside....

Talladega Nights...The ballard of Ricky Bobby. It was that shoite it actually started to become funny,if you no what i mean. anyway 6/10.

I usually get a few enquirie calls at work,but since i'v got a sore throat and can hardly talk it's been non stop fooking enquiries all day.... no more phone calls please......

Serious shouting voice.....A. Alex Mcleish.....

Dour faced c**tz fae Morton!

The prat (larsson).....Just when i thought it was safe to come out of the water... Anychance you could give it a rest?

Too true 27/11.

Fook all.....you canny even make an honest mistake on here without getting pulled up for it....

A women in my office turning down the radio every time i go out the office, i turn it up she turns it down....abit childish if you ask me.

Big girls who go out and have 3 pints of lager tops then complain about having a hangover the next morning.....

Don't come running to me when the threads dry-out and your looking for one!!......

Send a girl,to do a mans job!!..... .

Yet again...yawn. just don't enter any of the threads then...simple.

p&b geeks who just sit and wait to slag somebody off just because they think it big and clever,if they had any balls at all they would message the person and get it sorted out..but you just know they won't.