EdinburghLivi Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Actually, I'd better be careful. You'll storm out in a minute Leave the door open behind you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Leave the door open behind you! WAH TEH INTETNSZNELK :bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) Brilliant. That's my one word catchphrase. Besides, you spend most of your time writing about how Livi are cheating diddy scum and how they are worse than Al qaeda. You need to get out more. You're brain dead, everybody knows it. You talk utter pish, it's unbelievable and fucking hillarious at times. Edited February 12, 2010 by LiviCurryCider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 That's my one word catchphrase. Besides, you spend most of your time writing about how Livi are diddy cheating scum and how they are worse than Al qaeda. You need to get out more. You're brain dead, everybody knows it. You talk utter pish, it's unbelievable and fucking hillarious at times. Aw bless, she's learned how to use apostrophes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCL Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 When in Rome etc etc I feel I have to point out that rules have been broken !! There's a thread about darts on the football board. You'll get the sack if you're not careful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCL Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 your a gobshite. Maybe this may be of help to you ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 WAH TEH INTETNSZNELK :bairn "I CAN'T TAKE RIC ANYMORE!!!!!!!! :bairn" "DADDY, WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON FOR ME? I'M TOO SCARED! :bairn " "YES DRIVER, IT WAS SOOOOOO SCAREE! :bairn" What a guy, you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Aw bless, she's learned how to use apostrophes I always use them, thanks very much for noticing though. You probably didn't know what they were until you were about 17, after all, it's about 15 years old when they learn to read in Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Here bitchy bitchy My dear chap, you have me worried. The last time we crossed literary swords it was a decent duel. Now it would be like fighting Mr Benn with a limp daffodil. I know nothing of this resignation malarkey but your quill has been blunted and no mistake. Take heart from the words of your city's finest wordsmith - no not the surrogate McGonagall, but the much admired Soapy Souter: "Jings Wullie! Ah canna go doon Stoorie Brae wi the Gaswork Gang waitin' at the other end!" Never ceases to inspire me in my dark moments that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Maybe this may be of help to you ? Very good, the one time I make that mistake and that happens. Smart arse. Lets put it this way you're a w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 My dear chap, you have me worried. The last time we crossed literary swords it was a decent duel. Now it would be like fighting Mr Benn with a limp daffodil. I know nothing of this resignation malarkey but your quill has been blunted and no mistake. Take heart from the words of your city's finest wordsmith - no not the surrogate McGonagall, but the much admired Soapy Souter: "Jings Wullie! Ah canna go doon Stoorie Brae wi the Gaswork Gang waitin' at the other end!" Never ceases to inspire me in my dark moments that. f**k you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 "I CAN'T TAKE RIC ANYMORE!!!!!!!! :bairn" "DADDY, WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON FOR ME? I'M TOO SCARED! :bairn " "YES DRIVER, IT WAS SOOOOOO SCAREE! :bairn" What a guy, you are. You really are my bitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 f**k you. Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Brilliant. I'd like to think you're congratulating me on my use of irony, but alas I believe it has passed you by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 f**k you. The eloquent literary skills of apparently intelligent Dundonians never ceases to amaze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 You really are my bitch Will you propose to him on valentine's day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCL Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Very good, the one time I make that mistake and that happens. Smart arse. Lets put it this way you're a w****r. You've made the same mistake a few times. Happy to help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 The eloquent literary skills of apparently intelligent Dundonians never ceases to amaze. Do I really have to post that onomatopoeic word? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 f**k you. Oh dear! Even the great Souter has failed to hit the mark. I fear only one course of action remains open: The Hon Man. I know, I know, but extreme circumstances require extreme measures... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I will accept his proposal only to send a letter of resignation of our engagement on the wedding day. He will understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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