LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) You've made the same mistake a few times. Happy to help You've actually been checking my posts for problems with punctuation? What are you, a fucking school teacher? Don't be an arsehole. Edited February 12, 2010 by LiviCurryCider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Oh dear! Ah, my dear Charles. I expected better of you, for shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I will accept his proposal only to send a letter of resignation of our engagement on the wedding day. He will understand. With greatest respect, I will be too busy rogering your mother senseless to propose. Sorry. (I do love how the Firefox spellchecker wants to change "rogering" to "fingering".) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I will accept his proposal only to send a letter of resignation of our engagement on the wedding day. He will understand. Oh no, you can't scratch the engagement! There is no set precedent for that & he will also be entitled to appeal, The Muppet, I mean The Master knows all the rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Ah, my dear Charles. I expected better of you, for shame. Sir, I like to think a gentleman is able to rise above the savage where limp daffodils are involved! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) A "your mother" joke? The forum life of The Master is once again imploding before our very eyes. I reiterate, what a disaster of a poster. Edited February 12, 2010 by EdinburghLivi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Sir, I like to think a gentleman is able to rise above the savage where limp daffodils are involved! Ah, but what is a gentleman if not savage? After all, some of the most prominent members of the aristocracy bathe in pools of blood and call it "sport". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCL Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 You've actually been checking my posts for problems with punctuation? What are you, a fucking school teacher? Don't be an arsehole. No, I'm not a school teacher and I haven't been checking your posts specifically for punctuation. Simple errors like yours stick out like sore thumbs though. Just try a wee bit harder. You're giving Livi fans a bad name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 You've actually been checking my posts for problems with punctuation? What are you, a fucking school teacher? Don't be an arsehole. Dear lady, take a tip from nature. Sharks never pour their own chum, then follow its scent before impaling their impressive jaws on the waiting hooks. It makes them look very silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 A "your mother" joke? The forum life of The Master is once again imploding before our very eyes. I reiterate, what a disaster of a poster. :bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCL Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 With greatest respect, I will be too busy rogering your mother senseless to propose. Sorry. (I do love how the Firefox spellchecker wants to change "rogering" to "fingering".) It's well known that you're not one to spend time on foreplay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Ah, but what is a gentleman if not savage? After all, some of the most prominent members of the aristocracy bathe in pools of blood and call it "sport". Ah, but not all gentlemen are aristocrats. And not all aristocrats are gentlemen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I am somewhat disheartened that an otherwise sophisticated discussion is being spoiled by riff-raff, most notably the one from Edinburgh. Still, we must not condemn these poor urchins. We must pity them, for they live simple lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Ah, but not all gentlemen are aristocrats. And not all aristocrats are gentlemen. A fine point well made, good sir. Now do you bite your thumb at me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 No, I'm not a school teacher and I haven't been checking your posts specifically for punctuation. Simple errors like yours stick out like sore thumbs though. Just try a wee bit harder. You're giving Livi fans a bad name Hardly, most people aren't sad enough to notice things like these. Fucking hell, some of you lot need to get out more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I am somewhat disheartened that an otherwise sophisticated discussion is being spoiled by riff-raff, most notably the one from Edinburgh. Still, we must not condemn these poor urchins. We must pity them, for they live simple lives. But did Dr Johnson not say "As the mind must govern the hands, so in every society the man of intelligence must direct the man of labour"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Now do you bite your thumb at me? Not at all sir! My factor shall call upon your factor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 But did Dr Johnson not say "As the mind must govern the hands, so in every society the man of intelligence must direct the man of labour"? Dr Johnson was a misguided fellow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Not at all sir! My factor shall call upon your factor. You must forgive my distrust. My house hath made a great many enemies and I have no desire to throw caution to the wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Dr Johnson was a misguided fellow. How dare you sir?!?! Limp daffodils at dawn? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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