The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 How dare you sir?!?! Limp daffodils at dawn? Sir, my daffodil is rarely limp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Sir, my daffodil is rarely limp. It is in winter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 It is in winter. On the contrary, winter is a most favourable time of the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Dear lady, take a tip from nature. Sharks never pour their own chum, then follow its scent before impaling their impressive jaws on the waiting hooks. It makes them look very silly. I understand that you are somewhat intelligent and you clearly like to show it off, of that there is no doubt. Just start talking like a normal human being and not a Shakespearean twat. It makes you look very silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Such an impudent child. She is clearly the offspring of those from the workhouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Such an impudent child. She is clearly the offspring of those from the workhouse. Quite so sir. Dickens was very wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 You sad northern b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Just start talking like a normal human being and not a Shakespearean twat. It makes you look very silly. I thank you for the advice, but shall respectfully decline on two counts: 1) "Normal" human beings do not necessarily profane to make a point when wit has a sharper blade. 2) Johnson & Shakespeare never met. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCL Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Hardly, most people aren't sad enough to notice things like these. Fucking hell, some of you lot need to get out more. ...like those Please try harder !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I thank you for the advice, but shall respectfully decline on two counts: 1) "Normal" human beings do not necessarily profane to make a point when wit has a sharper blade. 2) Johnson & Shakespeare never met. Yeah, but you're northern, you're different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 You sad northern b*****ds. A curse on thy house! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 ...like those Please try harder !! f**k OFF!! Now you really are being picky. Look at you. You've got a C in higher English and you're JK Fucking Rowling. Piss off!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Yeah, but you're northern, you're different. Odd. I always considered Craigshill more southern. Damn you Mr Foxwell and your geographic inaccuracies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Yeah, but you're northern, you're different. I despair at the sight of such poor use of punctuation. Over-use of commas and under-use of semi-colons shall be the downfall of this empire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 A curse on thy house! Fucking hell, I am shitting myself already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Fucking hell, I am shitting myself already. The smell is quite abhorrent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 A curse on thy house! Ah, but remember sir: direction is a relative concept. Whilst you are a northern b*****d to her, you're very much a southern b*****d to me, given my current locale. I shall therefore have my domestic return the handsome black pudding to the pantry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Odd. I always considered Craigshill more southern. Damn you Mr Foxwell and your geographic inaccuracies! Yes it is. Are you trying to suggest I live in Craigshill? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 One wishes to crack a joke at this point, however it may not be received well by those liberals among us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Darwin Esq Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Yes it is. Are you trying to suggest I live in Craigshill? No dear lady. Read it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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