monkeyblair Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I heard today that every single expiry date on every packet of crisps is on a Saturday. I have checked the impressive array of crisps on offer in my cupboard and by f**k it's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I heard today that every single expiry date on every packet of crisps is on a Saturday. I have checked the impressive array of crisps on offer in my cupboard and by f**k it's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Why am I not being littered with green dots and gasps of amazement??? Surely this is the most impaortant fact you have all heard today? -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 A man who quotes his own posts is a man defeated. Quite interesting if true, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 A man who quotes his own posts is a man defeated. Quite interesting if true, though. Have you none you can check?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Have you none you can check?? Of course I do! What kind of marxist neanderthal doesn't have cisps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I thought that was pretty common knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Of course I do! What kind of marxist neanderthal doesn't have cisps? I take it the "r" was past its sell by date? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I thought that was pretty common knowledge. But there again you seem to have an issue with anything I post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 But there again you seem to have an issue with anything I post. Don't flatter yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Putting a speeding conviction into the online quote on most sites and not putting it in changed the majority of quotes by around £100 a year when I tested it. It wasn't through a comparison website, and wasn't a maze. Quite simple actually. Don't flatter yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 How exactly is that having an issue with what you posted? I was merely pointing out that in my experience the conviction made a difference, and that it wasn't a price comparison site. Sorry for even debating with you petal, tuck your petted lip in now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 (edited) I take it Hello sailor. Anyway, it seems MB is correct. Four packets of Quavers and seven packets of Walkers'. All go frail on a saturday. Do you think this happens with all foodstuffs, or just those of a potato-cut variety? edit: Ruggy's TOTM again, I see. Edited August 9, 2010 by Eintracht Bibby -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Hello sailor. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Quick check for you Bibby lad, here are my findings: Cheese - Tuesday Ham - Thursday Mushrooms - Wednesday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Quick check for you Bibby lad, here are my findings: Cheese - Tuesday Ham - Thursday Mushrooms - Wednesday But what about your crisps?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Mushrooms go out of date?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 But what about your crisps?? 5 saturdays ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Mushrooms go out of date?! I thought they just got a bit wrinkled and then you threw them out. p.s. My milk goes out of date on Thursday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I thought they just got a bit wrinkled and then you threw them out. p.s. My milk goes out of date on Thursday. More than likely. I ate a wrinkly mushroom once. A few hours later I tried to re-write The Joshua Tree. Definitely not good for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Mushrooms go out of date?! A mushroom goes out of date at the same time it loses its sense of humour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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