throbber Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Maybe it's Penicuik he comes from then I'm not sure. They have showers at work but he refuses to use them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 It's probably the phermones throbber. Your girl is powerless to resist this smelly, sweaty creature in much the same way you seem to be attracted to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I had a w**k in the shower this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just now, Steve_Wilkos said: I had a w**k in the shower this morning. Did you tell him to GTFO so you could get ready for work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said: I had a w**k in the shower this morning. I don't enjoy doing it standing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't enjoy doing it standing up. What about sex throbber, can you do that standing up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just now, tree house tam said: What about sex throbber, can you do that standing up? Only through a glory hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Only through a glory hole. Giving or taking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just now, DA Baracus said: Giving or taking? I should have said "Only when pushing a pram" FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 3 hours ago, WILLIEA said: I feel your pain! I've had 3 punctures in my life. 1) At a big roundabout in Dumbarton 2) On the back road between Ayr and Dumfries 3) In the Mabie forest on Christmas Day First 2 was pissing down. 3rd was in a snow blizzard I've had 2. One in my own car on the military road between Loch Lomond and Faslane (on the way to Rosneath) and the other in my previous work's 4x4 at Killiecrankie Forestry Car Park. Had been up at the radio site up that way and the track on the way down was pretty rough to say the least. Pishing down both days, couldn't get the spare wheel off the 4x4, had to wait 2.5 hours for the RAC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The f**k is this pish? Where is Stephen Dobbie running rings round Championship defenders? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 hours ago, throbber said: The guy at my girlfriends work (who isn't finger banging her no matter what anyone here says) does that. He cycles in from Peebles area and doesn't shower and stinks the entire office out every day. The opposite of the guy who drags a bike onto my train every morning then. I've got visions of him cycling the last 200 yards into work then boring his workmates shitless about how much of an eco-warrior he is. I get it if you're taking a train to the end of the line somewhere and then cycling out in the countryside or whatever, but during rush hour when you're clearly going to work, why take a mode of transport onto another mode of transport? It's a bit like turning up for the red eye down to Heathrow with a hang-glider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: It's probably the phermones throbber. Your girl is powerless to resist this smelly, sweaty creature in much the same way you seem to be attracted to her. Crisps must smell of pheromones in that case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Crisps must smell of pheromones in that case. I was in in the middle of eating these when I read your post.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Coco Pops with double cream and then some milk. Lush supper time snack. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just now, Black and White Tragic said: Coco Pops with double cream and then some milk. Lush supper time snack. Just what the f**k have you done here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just what the f**k have you done here? Try it and then you'll find out what you're missing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Black and White Tragic said: Try it and then you'll find out what you're missing. Juvenile diabetes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Black and White Tragic said: Coco Pops with double cream and then some milk. Lush supper time snack. Did your mum give you a creme egg and a twix for breakfast? Edited September 22, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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