HenryHill Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 55 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Karma can be a thing of beauty sometimes. Should have asked the driver for a copy of the footage from the cameras 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Should have asked the driver for a copy of the footage from the cameras Never thought about cameras, hopefully it'll turn up online somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 07:55, Shandon Par said: Fucking hell! That looks like something from Fallout. Not sure what weighs more; the dress, her make up or her fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Should have asked the driver for a copy of the footage from the cameras Just now, Drew Brees said: Never thought about cameras, hopefully it'll turn up online somewhere. Data protection would prevent this unless the Police used it in some Crimewatch scenario. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Was sitting on a bus going nowhere in a hurry about 10 years ago on Oswald St in Glasgow city centre. I looked out the window at the handful of homeless fuckers that were sitting down begging for money to passers by. Two other homeless jakes started a conversation with the ones sitting down and I could see the hand gestures asking for a swig of the bottle of buckie the jakes sitting down had. Shakes of the head and no no gestures were given back and the two jakes gave the upset looks and shit and they started to walk away. One went back asking for a light but turned out to be a diversion as the second c**t ran in through the blind-side and stole the nearly empty bottle of buckie and the two of them ran away leaving the jakes sitting down totally shocked at what had just happened. It was like something from Chewing the fat the way it panned out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 What the f**k is wrong with people? He/she/it was the same last season, I can take a slagging/wind up - it part parcel of supporting a shite team. This poster, I really don't get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 This box of frogs presents a music programme on BBC Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/474729/police-cordon-st-cyrus-discovery-body/He is dead :-( Sorry to hear GMan [emoji107] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 This box of frogs presents a music programme on BBC Scotland. I'd hop on her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Girlfriends dads across from Dubai with his partner and 3 year old daughter. He's paid for us to come through to Glasgow to visit them and put us up in the same hotel. The kid has cried from 4am this morning to now. Because she wasn't allowed to watch peppa pig, she's 2 doors away and I can still hear it. Is it frowned upon to boot a Bairn out a window? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Is it frowned upon to boot a Bairn out a window? Only if you're on the 4th floor or above, the 1st 3 floors is fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: You would still lick her feet given the opportunity. Nope. She's vile. Plus I wouldn't lick anyone's feet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 What a fantastic day ahead, Mrs working so I'm on solo child duty, the wee shits are already annoying each other and it's getting ready to piss down so they won't go out. The highlight of my day will be deciding whether to clean the bathrooms first or clean the windows. Middle age is shite. All those younger posters considering marriage, kids etc this is what you have to look forward too. Escape while you still can. I'd do the bathroom 1st. That's a job completed and you can take your time with the windows, even if you don't finish them you'll see the progress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I've trained my daughter into thinking passing me food is a great game. I'm still in bed but I've got a doughnut. Having kids is fantastic imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Kids are arseholes. I'm debating selling mine tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Get in touch with your local Tory MP, theyre always looking for kids for private parties. Allegedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tynieness said: As long as you're middle class and respectable that is. No issue there tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Wife's fucked off to Rewind on Friday, although she was thoughtful enough to leave a wee too do list for me. I'm willing to take the consequences on Monday as I've done sweet fa and I'm off for a drink laters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, throbber said: Jimmy 85 middle class and respectable This pregnancy has turned you into a right tosser. Maybe start being nicer towards people so you don't alienate everyone eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 We've a Portuguese family next door and the old granny is over living with them just now. She has lots of free time and not a lot of money so my gf and her have came to an agreement that we'll pay her do our ironing, or some of it at least. She keeps catching us of guard when she comes for it and my gf just grabs a pile of washing, sticks it in a bag and gives her it but there's always pairs of my pants in there. So not only is this old lady handling my pants and ironing them, she now thinks that I'm the type of guy who wants his pants ironed and that's all I think about when I see her. They do feel a lot nicer to wear right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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