pandarilla Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Underwent a rather delightful 'barium follow through' this morning and since it went a bit quicker than anticipated I have two hours at home watching the cricket before heading back for an appointment. The thought did cross my mind to voluntarily pop back into work but common sense prevailed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Murdered. It was alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, K.T said: It was alive. For the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I found a huge big b*****d fly in my lunch. Must have sneaked in to it when I left it beside the window to cool on Sunday night. Feel a bit sick and had to chuck away what I hadn't eaten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I found a huge big b*****d fly in my lunch. Must have sneaked in to it when I left it beside the window to cool on Sunday night. Feel a bit sick and had to chuck away what I hadn't eaten. We have to take issue with making a packed lunch on Sunday to be consumed on Tuesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Went to the dentist today for the first time in 21 years. There were four women working there - two were 8's and two were solid 9's. Why the f**k did I leave it so long? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: We have to take issue with making a packed lunch on Sunday to be consumed on Tuesday. Nonsense. The dish I made on Sunday night was for yesterday and today. Nothing wrong with some solid preparation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 For the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Nonsense. The dish I made on Sunday night was for yesterday and today. Nothing wrong with some solid preparation. Ah, a dish. When you said "packed lunch" I instantly thought of sandwiches. I'm fearing it's the sort of thing 1320 Lichtie throws together with tinned beans, maraconi and Hula Hoops and strange wee triangles of toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Eaten of course with cutlery with coloured plastic handles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Toast made the night before and cooled imo. Get on the list lobster in the beard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 3 hours ago, K.T said: Went for a walk and came across a fox cub having a wee kip. Didn't seem to give a f**k I was there. Probably exhausted after being chased by Tory kunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Toast made the night before and cooled imo. Get on the list Wrong. I'm not some sort of deviant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Went to the dentist today for the first time in 21 years. There were four women working there - two were 8's and two were solid 9's. Why the f**k did I leave it so long? Were they not disgusted at the state of your teeth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Were they not disgusted at the state of your teeth? Probably. Only a couple of fillings required for now though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Probably. Only a couple of fillings required for now though. Not a bad result after 21 years. I left it 18 months and i needed a scale and polish and my gums were pretty bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: P&B history says otherwise. It does not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Eaten of course with cutlery with coloured plastic handles. The first time @Rugsterinvited me round to his house he bought an Indian takeaway which was served on normal plates but with plastic cutlery, to save on washing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Just now, Honest Saints Fan said: The first time @Rugsterinvited me round to his house he bought an Indian takeaway which was served on normal plates but with plastic cutlery, to save on washing up. And that was when you knew he was a keeper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: And that was when you knew he was a keeper Pretty much. First thing I did when I moved in was buy new plates and cutlery though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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