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I salute you, Sir!*

*and now hope you win, but keep that one quiet ;)

:o

Your secret is safe with me! (And the whole of P&B). :P

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Just found out that apparently 'something good' is about to happen for me at work, no idea what it is yet mind you. I was telling the chef that the MD of the company had just called me, and the conversation went like this:

Chef: 'Ahh, I think I know what that was about!'. *sounds smug*

Me: 'Eh, he was just checking to see how things had been while I've been covering for the boss (he's on holiday). What did you think it was?'

Chef: 'Aw right, eh, I can't tell you. It's good for you though, you'll be pleased.'

Just fucking tell me you arse piece!!

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If you were there last night you maybe seen me come in at about 1 o'clock absolutely pissed looking for a way out? About 6ft tall dark brown hair wearing a charcoal suit.

Not at that time guv'nor, I was still drinking by 1am! It wasn't till half 3 that I had to break in!

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last night i pulled a burd after telling her i was lead singer of the fictional band 'fascist tam and the mussolinis'.

she said she'd heard of us.

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I feel terrific this morning. Currently watching the grand prix and counting down time till i leave for Dumfries.

Still not picked my donkeys for the National though.

Enjoy yer day folks :)

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Just woke up after spending the night with the girlfriend, she's still sleeping next to me....should I be a twat and wake her up or let her sleep?

A difficult one. In my experience you will get either a shag, or a punch in the face.

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