KeeperDee Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Last night at the pub I saw a girl who had the best arse in the entire universe and this morning I'm a bit sad because the Newky Broon's given me a sore head and now I can't catch a cheeky swatch at the wondrous arse Did you get her name? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Last night at the pub I saw a girl who had the best arse in the entire universe and this morning I'm a bit sad because the Newky Broon's given me a sore head and now I can't catch a cheeky swatch at the wondrous arse Beer goggles were on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverSinging Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 When I got up this morning, I had my usual "first thing" pish. So far so normal. Finished up with that, washed my hands and then proceeded to brush my teeth. Mid way through this, I had an overwhelming urge to pish again. I then had another, man sized pish. I was all very strange. I've felt a bit funny about it all day. Not trying to worry you but if you need to pish a lot then that's a sign of prostate cancer and you might wanna get checked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Not trying to worry you but if you need to pish a lot then that's a sign of prostate cancer and you might wanna get checked. KB, this guy isn't a real doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverSinging Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 KB, this guy isn't a real doctor. Yeah I am. Anyway that's true isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Keithgy shouldn't have locked the 50 Worst Posters thread. There will be a lot of seethe soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Keithgy shouldn't have locked the 50 Worst Posters thread. There will be a lot of seethe soon I'm disappointed, it had brightened up a dull weekend at work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Matty will be peeved Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) He'll start a new thread to post the last of the results, mark my words Edited July 28, 2013 by hoopy1967 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Christ if they're gonna start locking threads that end up in arguments there'll not be many left open! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 He start a new thread to post the last of the results, mark my words No thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Beer goggles were on Your picture collection is quite something. Christ if they're gonna start locking threads that end up in arguments there'll not be many left open! Only a matter of time before the Word Association thread goes into meltdown... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Locking it will achieve nothing. Make another one Matty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Hold on, correct me if I'm wrong, if Matty started the thread, doesn't he have the options regarding opening and closing it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Hold on, correct me if I'm wrong, if Matty started the thread, doesn't he have the options regarding opening and closing it?? I'm not sure, but I think if a mod locks it you don't have a choice after that. I could be wrong though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Your picture collection is quite something. It would be better if I knew how to post pics on an iPad. I can only post the thumbnails that go in my gallery. It took me over a year to learn how to put up videos on here although I can't even see them in their original format due to not having Flash on here. I doubt if I am bright enough to work out how to post pics properly if I am being honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 It would be better if I knew how to post pics on an iPad. I can only post the thumbnails that go in my gallery. It took me over a year to learn how to put up videos on here although I can't even see them in their original format due to not having Flash on here. I doubt if I am bright enough to work out how to post pics properly if I am being honest. I'm useless at that kind of thing as well, to be honest which is why I don't bother with gifs and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Going down to London in October and have two options on how to travel down - Train, £126, takes 4 and a half hours Bus, £36, takes 10 and a half hours. What to do, what to do?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Going down to London in October and have two options on how to travel down - Train, £126, takes 4 and a half hours Bus, £36, takes 10 and a half hours. What to do, what to do?! Bus is a good laugh. But that's cause I find trains to be fucking extortionate. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Going down to London in October and have two options on how to travel down - Train, £126, takes 4 and a half hours Bus, £36, takes 10 and a half hours. What to do, what to do?! No planes flying in October then?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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