Unleash The Nade Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I'll start with this feeble attempt The website thats called P&B Where people post things all can see The topics they vary and some are quite scary Like the posters who use it 'cept me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There was a man who liked limericks, but most of his posts they were sick, what a waste of a thread, he should have stayed in his bed, all in all what a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There was a young man called Capy He always seemed quite happy He likes a drink Now he is tied to the sink And life seems a bit crappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden Blue Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There was a wee weegie called Tam, Who bought some smack aff his mam, He jagged it right in, Cos his arms were so thin, He went white and OD'd the wee lamb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There was a Hearts poster called Nade, Who came across as a wee laddie, His threads were pure shite, And so later tonight, He'll go home just to cry to his Daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Ode to Steve Bowey: There was an auld man from Dumfries, Whose hair was receding to Greece, Opponents he'll barge, Box to box he'll charge, Thank f**k he signed for Brian Reid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There was an old hooker named Chariff, who let out a monstrous queef, with the grace of a swan, she said to her John, “Does anyone else smell roast beef?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said "I admit I am a bit of a shit But think of the money I save". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There once was a girl from Whick, who said to her Mum “What’s a dick?”, she said “My dear Annie, it goes up your fanny, and jumps up and down till it’s sick.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I like Hugh Grant's from Bridget Jones: There was a young lady from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back And opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I knew an old bitch, She had an awful itch, I offered to scratch it, But cut her head off with a hatchet, Now the old bitch no longer has an itch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I knew an old bitch, She had an awful itch, I offered to scratch it, But cut her head off with a hatchet, Now the old bitch no longer has an itch Scary There was a young man called Sooky Who decided to have a wee lookey At an awful old bitch with a terrible itch Then he murdered her the vicious b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Scary There was a young man called Sooky Who decided to have a wee lookey At an awful old bitch with a terrible itch Then he murdered her the vicious b*****d. There once was a man named Pink Freud, Resembling an acute anal haemorrhoid. He posts on this forum, With such obnoxious decorum, He's someone you should really avoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Man Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There once was a man named Pink Freud, Resembling an acute anal haemorrhoid. He posts on this forum, With such obnoxious decorum, He's someone you should really avoid. There was a lad called Bibby, Kids on hes a Hibby, Went out on the town, Pulled a guy in a gown, Hes now got the HIV...vy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 There once was a man named Pink Freud, Resembling an acute anal haemorrhoid. He posts on this forum, With such obnoxious decorum, He's someone you should really avoid. Lovely effort. You w****r. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I went to the match with Ayrmad, T'was nice to see him and his dad, What a wonderful sight, Seeing Ayr up for a fight, But Morton, by fcuk they are bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I went to the match with Ayrmad, T'was nice to see him and his dad, What a wonderful sight, Seeing Ayr up for a fight, But Morton, by fcuk they are bad. Great effort there! Except it's never nice to see Ayrmad - he's a c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Gringo Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I'll go with the old classic... There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping spunk from his chin "If my ear was a c**t I would f**k it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Except it's never nice to see Ayrmad - he's a c**t. Ye missed oot "torn faced" and "moaning". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Vaughn Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 There was a young man from Keith Who circumcised men with his teeth It was not for treasure Nor even sexual pleasure It was to get at the cheese underneath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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