Adam Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 You should have told us this sooner. Philpy has been inconsolable thinking you'd deleted him. Was wondering who sent that suspicious package I received in the post this morning... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 2 common themes in most of the replies espousing a belief in god, or saying that they are praying for the person being unable to identify the appropriate use of your/you're I just post a pic of Leslie Neilsen and said "Good luck, we're all counting on you". No likes or responses yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Fucking Hell. Now I'm worried about bee-stings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I think she meant beasting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I think she meant beasting. #keeppushing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 22 minutes ago, Bully Di Villa said: Fucking Hell. Now I'm worried about bee-stings. Bees on a plane? What a film that would make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) who knew Mums were victimised so badly? Edited August 17, 2016 by The Minertaur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Some quality Highland seethe on the Inverness Courier story about the benches being removed from Inverness high street. A split between "ROUND UP THE ALKIES AND PUBLICLY BEHEAD THEM" to "U dunt kno wat thses ppl hav gon thru... only god can judje " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Bees on a plane? What a film that would make. They would be unstoppable. They already have an advantage due to not being scared of flying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I'm friends with a man in his 40s who got drunk with his son last night and has been posting steaming updates to his Facebook at 3am. "Does f**k off and a high five with your son count when asked by a neighbor to turn it down while just moping about sound like building bridges with some c**t that throws your bins across the street?" "Getting very drunk and dealing retribution" "When you shouldn't tell someone to f**k off but do, then feel good about it" He does this every few weeks as well. What a state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 They would be unstoppable. They already have an advantage due to not being scared of flying. They only get one sting each but...kam-bee-kaze... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 11 hours ago, Estragon said: They only get one sting each but... QI Klaxons going off all over the place... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 16 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: QI Klaxons going off all over the place... Shut the front door! This is like when I found out there were two moons!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 There are what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Shut the front door! This is like when I found out there were two moons!! Where the f**k does this "Shut the front door" shite come from. Lassie in my work says it all the time. Wish she'd shut the f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Only place I've seen "shut the front door" is on the TV programme diners, drive ins and dives. These things spread quickly though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Obviously? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 1. Drinking Anything Alcoholic2. Refugees Welcome3. Cheeky wee......4. Good times5. Bad times -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Took me about a second. Top 8%? That's more than a bit depressing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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